IBADAN PITCH URINATION EARNS A MERE $1000 FINE

[jette1]

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Nigerian football club fined over urinating official
Nigerian football authorities have fined a first division club in Ibadan around $1,000 (£900) after an official was pictured urinating on a pitch.

The photo, taken before the Shooting Stars’ home game on Sunday against Akwa United, went viral.

The official, Auwal Mohammed, has also been suspended for a year from any activities relating to the Nigeria Professional Football League (NPFL).

In a letter to the Shooting Stars from the Interim Management Committee, the body which manages the NPFL, it described the incident as “a despicable act” that had brought the game into disrepute.

“You failed to control the conduct of your officials which resulted in Mr Auwal Mohammed urinating on the playing pitch in the full glare of the general public,” it said.


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[1naija]

[1naija]

Nuff said!

[Bigpokey24]

[Bigpokey24]

[Bigpokey24]

3sc is a disgrace what a pathetic football club

[Cito]

The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake...

[1naija]

Don't drag other people into this. Most people are civilized. It's Ibadan, Ekiti, Ondo, and Ogun people that have been confirmed to partake in such behavior.

One of them here (name withheld for sake of national peace ..hint: 72yrs old) visited me once. Next thing, I saw him making a beeline to the side of my house. I immediately confronted him and told him ..HEY, THERE ARE 3 BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE! He then sheepishly went to the bathroom murmuring under his breath ..."but there is no free flowing air in the bathroom" ..

The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake...

[Lolly]

I have seen an Oyinbo man park his car by the roadside in Lagos to take a pee. But this guy who happens to be an official doing it on a professional football club’s pitch is criminal.

[jette1]

Don't drag other people into this. Most people are civilized. It's Ibadan, Ekiti, Ondo, and Ogun people that have been confirmed to partake in such behavior.

One of them here (name withheld for sake of national peace ..hint: 72yrs old) visited me once. Next thing, I saw him making a beeline to the side of my house. I immediately confronted him and told him ..HEY, THERE ARE 3 BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE! He then sheepishly went to the bathroom murmuring under his breath ..."but there is no free flowing air in the bathroom" ..

The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake...

But a certain Nigerian or Igbo proverb suggests that peeing together is a sign of endearment; “pee foams only when it’s done together” so CE let’s all come together and make it foam.

[1naija]

And this was in broad daylight o

[YemiBrazil]

We are conducting internal investigations to understand what happened that day. We suspect sabotage.

[Bigpokey24]

E be like say them no get sprinkler systems for Ibadan, so nah piss them dey use water grass

[Cito]

Don't drag other people into this. Most people are civilized. It's Ibadan, Ekiti, Ondo, and Ogun people that have been confirmed to partake in such behavior.

One of them here (name withheld for sake of national peace ..hint: 72yrs old) visited me once. Next thing, I saw him making a beeline to the side of my house. I immediately confronted him and told him ..HEY, THERE ARE 3 BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE! He then sheepishly went to the bathroom murmuring under his breath ..."but there is no free flowing air in the bathroom" ..

The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.
But for stadium? This takes the cake...

But a certain Nigerian or Igbo proverb suggests that peeing together is a sign of endearment; “pee foams only when it’s done together” so CE let’s all come together and make it foam.

Coming from you, thanks but no thanks.

[joao]

E be like say them no get sprinkler systems for Ibadan, so nah piss them dey use water grass

Sometime one imagines what replaced the brain in some skulls.
Cotton wool maybe.

[EMIR KONGI JAFFI JOFFA]

We are conducting internal investigations to understand what happened that day. We suspect sabotage.

Yup. Very likely a setup. Justice will be served.

[1naija]

Murds, which is the pinch your nose emoticon?

This stinks!

[Toxicarrow]

[Toxicarrow]

[Toxicarrow]

I have seen an Oyinbo man park his car by the roadside in Lagos to take a pee. But this guy who happens to be an official doing it on a professional football club’s pitch is criminal.

[Toxicarrow]

The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake...

[olu]

$1000 for most people living in Nigeria isn't a small fine.

[Igugu]

Don't drag other people into this. Most people are civilized. It's Ibadan, Ekiti, Ondo, and Ogun people that have been confirmed to partake in such behavior.

One of them here (name withheld for sake of national peace ..hint: 72yrs old) visited me once. Next thing, I saw him making a beeline to the side of my house. I immediately confronted him and told him ..HEY, THERE ARE 3 BATHROOMS IN THE HOUSE! He then sheepishly went to the bathroom murmuring under his breath ..."but there is no free flowing air in the bathroom" ..

The way some people crap and pee like goats in that country baffles me.

But for stadium? This takes the cake...

But a certain Nigerian or Igbo proverb suggests that peeing together is a sign of endearment; “pee foams only when it’s done together” so CE let’s all come together and make it foam.

That's not what it means. The proverb says: when a man pees on one spot, it will produce a foam that will be visible. It say when one person does it. Not everyone at the same time. This proverb does not apply here. Thank you, Sir.