Vincent Kompany is the new Bayern coach!

[Scipio Africanus]

Next season go sweet o!!!

[Coach]

Die Kaiser Vincent King Kompany I, of Bavaria. Early emissions suggest a verbal agreement reached, if finalised, its huge for Black coachdom. Risky, on both sides of the coin. Bayern have been taken to the riverbed by Tuchel, a third placed finish, unthinkable. Hopefully this isn't a Kwartengesque pair of black hands for a sinking ship. If anything, the ship has already sunk, the only way is up. With better players at his disposal hopefully that equates to greater translation of his ideas and philosophy.

@Africanus, change the title and have this a Kaiser Kompany watch thread once the ink is dried.

[Scipio Africanus]

Die Kaiser Vincent King Kompany I, of Bavaria. Early emissions suggest a verbal agreement reached, if finalised, its huge for Black coachdom. Risky, on both sides of the coin. Bayern have been taken to the riverbed by Tuchel, a third placed finish, unthinkable. Hopefully this isn't a Kwarteng else pair of black hands for a sinking ship. If anything, the ship has already sunk, the only way is up. With better players at his disposal hopefully that equates to greater translation of his ideas and philosophy.

@Africanus, change the title and have this a Kaiser Company watch thread once the ink is dried.

That will be monumental news if that happens! Deserving of a brand new thread. Don't want to jinx the bruvva by recycling this one.

[wiseone]

I thought this style of management was being phased out?

https://x.com/FootyHumour/status/1793378141026779235

[Coach]

Knock knock.
Wer ist da?
Craig.
Craig wer?
Craig “golf club” Bellamy you Kraut Kuntz. Bosh!
Nein!
Nein? Nine iron ya bent Bratwurst bast*rd. Wallop!

[Sleaky72]

Really hope Kompany succeeds if given the gig.
If appointed, I’ll be watching every game

[balo]

And took them right back.

[balo]

Life about to balance for him sha!

[balo]

[Sleaky72]

So happy for VK!
Hope he’s successful

[ANC]

wait a minute, his team was relegated and he was rewarded with this?
Wow

[joao]

wait a minute, his team was relegated and he was rewarded with this?
Wow

You are starting to understand the argument about,
' Who makes a team successful, the players or the coach?'
Now think further to which team is likely to be successful - a talented team with a bad coach, or Guardiola at Burnley?

[Siddonlook11]

Abeg wey the confirmation, hope say dem never "burn" ley " the deal o those yeye burnley people .

[mcal]

...I hope our for SEs are watching as former players from their era are climbing and coaching, even heard Wayne Rooney is about to land a gig somewhere soon.
But our collective veteran SEs wan free coach appointment as national coach so they can get free house, free car, free house girl, free boy-boy, free gate man, free police, free echetrams echetrams.

[Bigpokey24]

[packerland]

...I hope our for SEs are watching as former players from their era are climbing and coaching, even heard Wayne Rooney is about to land a gig somewhere soon.
But our collective veteran SEs wan free coach appointment as national coach so they can get free house, free car, free house girl, free boy-boy, free gate man, free police, free echetrams echetrams.

I get your point but remove Rooney from the list. The guy has failed everywhere he has coached. Na big name and the desire for an English man to become successful is what’s getting him jobs. Even Lampard has had more crack at it than he deserves.

[mcal]

...I hope our for SEs are watching as former players from their era are climbing and coaching, even heard Wayne Rooney is about to land a gig somewhere soon.
But our collective veteran SEs wan free coach appointment as national coach so they can get free house, free car, free house girl, free boy-boy, free gate man, free police, free echetrams echetrams.

I get your point but remove Rooney from the list. The guy has failed everywhere he has coached. Na big name and the desire for an English man to become successful is what’s getting him jobs. Even Lampard has had more crack at it than he deserves.

...granted about Rooney, but the guy has played at the MLS and coached before going back to his homeland.
Our SE veterans need to aspire such, venture out or acquire laurels within the local league.

[balo]

You have to make your own luck. Take a leap of faith!

[wiseone]

Bayern specialises in providing redemption to out of favour people:

Gnabry (failed to make the grade at Arsenal and WBA, where WBA manager Tony Pulis said he was "not at the required level" to play for WBA).

Eric Dier (a reserve at Spurs) - now starts for Bayern ahead of Kim.

Choupo-Moting (ex Stoke and PSG reserve)

Robben - released by Real Madrid in order to make way for Ronaldo. Went on to become a Bayern legend.

[Scipio Africanus]

Bayern specialises in providing redemption to out of favour people:

Gnabry (failed to make the grade at Arsenal and WBA, where WBA manager Tony Pulis said he was "not at the required level" to play for WBA).

Eric Dier (a reserve at Spurs) - now starts for Bayern ahead of Kim.

Choupo-Moting (ex Stoke and PSG reserve)

Robben - released by Real Madrid in order to make way for Ronaldo. Went on to become a Bayern legend.

It’s a German thing. They like to get great value at low prices

[ANC]

Bayern specialises in providing redemption to out of favour people:

Gnabry (failed to make the grade at Arsenal and WBA, where WBA manager Tony Pulis said he was "not at the required level" to play for WBA).

Eric Dier (a reserve at Spurs) - now starts for Bayern ahead of Kim.

Choupo-Moting (ex Stoke and PSG reserve)

Robben - released by Real Madrid in order to make way for Ronaldo. Went on to become a Bayern legend.

Imagine if NFF had hired him (Kompany) to coach SE, this site would have shut down and NFF set ablaze by VE.

[wiseone]

Exactly. Joachim Low managing Germany for 8 years before winning a trophy or Aliou Cisse managing Senegal for the same amount of time before winning a trophy, would never be tolerated in Nigeria .

Imagine if NFF had hired him (Kompany) to coach SE, this site would have shut down and NFF set ablaze by VE.

[Sleaky72]

Bayern specialises in providing redemption to out of favour people:

Gnabry (failed to make the grade at Arsenal and WBA, where WBA manager Tony Pulis said he was "not at the required level" to play for WBA).

Eric Dier (a reserve at Spurs) - now starts for Bayern ahead of Kim.

Choupo-Moting (ex Stoke and PSG reserve)

Robben - released by Real Madrid in order to make way for Ronaldo. Went on to become a Bayern legend.

Imagine if NFF had hired him (Kompany) to coach SE, this site would have shut down and NFF set ablaze by VE.

OMG!
What a great point!