2 Italians, 2 Gemans, 1 Spaniard and 1 Greek all Walk Into a Bar

[danfo driver]

And they look around, and say in unison: "No English people here?"

Useless league! Not even one English team had the self respect to show up to a European final and yet you have Englishmen on CE flapping their Lancashire beaks.

[Kabalega]

@Coach, where you Dey? Are you going to take this lying down?

[danfo driver]

@Coach, where you Dey? Are you going to take this lying down?

Lying down, legs wide open, bent over! The village literature teacher has taken it every single way this season. The pain is so much that he has stopped attacking Haaland and is often found in the Arsenal thread wondering whether Saka is better than Palmer

[balo]

lol. It was lackluster from the EPL this season.. They have represented well in past few years though.

[Coach]

@Ssebo, the problem with debating with Generation TikTok is, the clock within the cortices does anything but tick or tock. The hands are frozen at whatever o’clock, at a comprehension age of 13 at best. A Peter Pan syndrome of sorts.

If one looks beneath the layers of their argument, the familiar form or Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and a host of Decepticons emerges from the gobbledygook. Utterly inconsistent, temperamental, flip flopping like a Haviannas superstore on a trampoline. One minute this, the next minute that. All the erratic instability of an adolescent with 2 gallons of pomade, a laptop and no WIFI.

There is no reasoning with the TikTok Bots. No purposeful debate to be had with the children of the Gram. They are the poster boys and girls for forewarning. “If you don’t step away from the idi*t box, don’t drop the joypad, don’t read a book you’ll end up like…”.

Not worth the bother.

[Kabalega]

@Ssebo, the problem with debating with Generation TikTok is, the clock within the cortices does anything but tick or tock. The hands are frozen at whatever o’clock at a comprehension age of 13 at best. A Peter Pan syndrome of sorts.

If one looks beneath the layers of their argument, the familiar form or Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and a host of Decepticons emerges from the gobbledygook. Utterly inconsistent, temperamental, flip flopping like a Haviannas superstore on a trampoline. One minute this, the next minute that. All the erratic instability of an adolescent with 2 gallons of pomade, a laptop and no WIFI.

There is no reasoning with the TikTok Bots. No purposeful debate to had with the children of the Gram. They are the poster boys and girls for forewarning. “If you don’t step away from the idi*t box, don’t drop the joypad, don’t read a book you’ll end up like…”.

Not worth the bother.

See savagery! Even Mike Tyson would drop his jaw. 1, 2, 3, …3, 3…..There is no coming back from this knockout.