ABEG Squadron. Report for duty!

[Coach]

@Tx, two words. Agincourt. John, Duke of Bourbon. Mine’s a scotch if you’re asking. Neat.

[danfo driver]

Man! That England provisional team doesnt look strong. And they are quite inexperienced. With tournaments, more often than not, experience comes in very handy - especially in knockout stages. Their defence and midfield looks quite weak.

Suprised he dropped his boy, Henderson, though.

[txj]

@Tx, two words. Agincourt. John, Duke of Bourbon. Mine’s a scotch if you’re asking. Neat.

Tis Gareth "John Talbot" Southgate, and tis not Azincourt, nor Crecy

Castillon, bro. Castillon...

Beware the curse of summer
A full throated charge with all of Bellingham, Gallagher, Rice and Dodo

Decimated

[Coach]

Bombs away Biggles. Gareth will stumble upon a 4-4-2/4-4-1-1 with all the shapeshifting splendour of the Ichchhadhari Nag. Form and injury will see Trent in for Walker, inverting to sit besides Declan Rock of Ages. Saka wide right. Prince Philip of Windsor Dennis Bergkamping off Harrison Ogbuagu Kane. Championship Jude Bellingham besides the Rock on which this church is built. Anthony “Anfonee, Antoine” Gordon leftie pure and honest.

Achtung Surrender!

[txj]

Gareth, bouyed by the hord chanting Rule Bittania charges down with Bellingham, Gallagher, Rice and Dodo...

Then..

Floyd stepped left and threw the hook that caught Hatton (aka Gareth) flush under the chin!
Finally, the British champ had arrived in that mythical place of which his fans speak:

Hatton Wonderland.

[The YeyeMan]

Man! That England provisional team doesnt look strong. And they are quite inexperienced. With tournaments, more often than not, experience comes in very handy - especially in knockout stages. Their defence and midfield looks quite weak.

Suprised he dropped his boy, Henderson, though.

They have the most impressive forward line but in midfield and in defence they are lightweight. Gareth's best bet might be all out attack but a) he's a cautious man and b) they'll lose to the first decent team they come up against.

[The YeyeMan]

Bombs away Biggles. Gareth will stumble upon a 4-4-2/4-4-1-1 with all the shapeshifting splendour of the Ichchhadhari Nag. Form and injury will see Trent in for Walker, inverting to sit besides Declan Rock of Ages. Saka wide right. Prince Philip of Windsor Dennis Bergkamping off Harrison Ogbuagu Kane. Championship Jude Bellingham besides the Rock on which this church is built. Anthony “Anfonee, Antoine” Gordon leftie pure and honest.

Achtung Surrender!

..............Pickford.............
Walker...Stones...???......Shaw
........Trent........Rice..........
............Bellingham............
.....Saka..............Foden.....
...............Kane................

It'd be fun to watch.

[Coach]

Personally, would go left-field, 4-1-4-1:

Pickford

Shaw (if fit, if not, Gomez)
Stones
Walker (Yes, KW right centre!)
Alex-Arnold

Rice

Gordon
Bellingham (Championship Jude)
Foden
Saka

Harrison Ogbunigwe

TAA inverts to form the double pivot with Edgar Declan. Walker moves right of the back three, very capable to defend the channel. Shaw or Gomez can guard the left. Anthony "Kiptanui" Gordon running for days. Two 8s/10s, Prince Philip and Championship Jude Bellingham completing the magic square. Oba of all London, Bukayo Bamidele Bamiade Bamiola flying down the right, inversion, eversion, in between-version. Up top, High Chief, Triple Ogbuefi Harrison double Ogbnuigwe.

Game. Set. Match. Mayweathers? Mullered.

[Sleaky72]

I still haven’t forgiven France for losing to Argentina. I wanted that WC trophy to still be absent from the little guy from Argentina’s trophy cabinet since they dashed him the Copa America.

I don’t care who wins as long as the following countries don’t win:

1) England- can’t stand their fans or media
2) Hungary- racist a$$ country
3) Portugal- Ronaldo

I agree with ya on France. That’s Kolo Muani that needs to explain why he didn’t win that game. I’ve come to terms with the island of my birth. Their fans and media are not much different than anywhere else my friend. Every nation hypes and overhypes its own. Hey they gave the world this great game that unites and divides so many across the globe, and they are on their way to the top, once they get a real manager. I don’t think Hungary is any more racially unrefined than any other country in the old eastern bloc. Those nations are still in the dark ages sadly

[Sleaky72]

Personally, would go left-field, 4-1-4-1:

Pickford

Shaw (if fit, if not, Gomez)
Stones
Walker (Yes, KW right centre!)
Alex-Arnold

Rice

Gordon
Bellingham (Championship Jude)
Foden
Saka

Harrison Ogbunigwe

TAA inverts to form the double pivot with Edgar Declan. Walker moves right of the back three, very capable to defend the channel. Shaw or Gomez can guard the left. Anthony "Kiptanui" Gordon running for days. Two 8s/10s, Prince Philip and Championship Jude Bellingham completing the magic square. Oba of all London, Bukayo Bamidele Bamiade Bamiola flying down the right, inversion, eversion, in between-version. Up top, High Chief, Triple Ogbuefi Harrison double Ogbnuigwe.

Game. Set. Match. Mayweathers? Mullered.

You want to take defensive liability Trent and Shaw who has barely kicked a ball this calendar year to the Euros? Coach, with all due respect, very few can make yer grammatical elocution but this football thing isn’t for you my friend hope you never are allowed anywhere near the vicinity of SGP for real!!

[Coach]

Pasted from another post, re: Best XI. Shaw out and Big George Gomez in. Very able defender. Guéhi an alternative but would imagine Gareth opts for Colvill.

Now to the meat of matter. Gone are the days of overt, guard up, batten down the hatches. Offence is the best defence. Counter-press even better. All is in the transition and transition has all within. England have the players and must pursue control, all else is defeat.

Southgate will without doubt peel another page from the scriptures of Old Testament. And in doing so, sentence all hope to the stakes of Golgotha. A generation set to be squandered by the waistcoated one.

[Coach]

In addendum…Trent is a paradox. Defensively susceptible but arguably one of the finest passes of a ball since the Psalm of DB7. Baseline quarterbacking for willing ride receivers. Few better players of the ball over the top. Operation PreventaPress.

[Sleaky72]

In addendum…Trent is a paradox. Defensively susceptible but arguably one of the finest passes of a ball since the Psalm of DB7. Baseline quarterbacking for willing ride receivers. Few better players of the ball over the top. Operation PreventaPress.

Coach you continue to make me laugh.
You’re touting Trent as a “Go Long Charlie “ over the top long ball merchant yet you want to start Kane, Saka and Foden, none of whom are legit threats to run behind with pace …

Laddie please stick to writing prose and football manager my good man … what’s your obsession with route one football?

If you had
Ollie
Gordon
Rashy
Sterling

On the field then I could understand waiting to counter with pace but none of the three you listed up front are blessed with breakaway speed

[danfo driver]

This is why a true Nigerian and a true black man will NEVER support England.

[Scipio Africanus]

This is why a true Nigerian and a true black man will NEVER support England.

In that case, judging by your rancid behavior, every Nigerian should be clubbed to death on sight. Luckily every Nigerian is not like you

[danfo driver]

All of a sudden we can all see a skysport video in all locations. Pathetic racists

[danfo driver]

Then the insults as well, to put down our player and elevate their club. But we have Nigerians/blacks who will support their national team. Disgusting!

[txj]

Same was done to Joselu.

Its an English problem...

Then the insults as well, to put down our player and elevate their club. But we have Nigerians/blacks who will support their national team. Disgusting!

[packerland]

I still haven’t forgiven France for losing to Argentina. I wanted that WC trophy to still be absent from the little guy from Argentina’s trophy cabinet since they dashed him the Copa America.

I don’t care who wins as long as the following countries don’t win:

1) England- can’t stand their fans or media
2) Hungary- racist a$$ country
3) Portugal- Ronaldo

I agree with ya on France. That’s Kolo Muani that needs to explain why he didn’t win that game. I’ve come to terms with the island of my birth. Their fans and media are not much different than anywhere else my friend. Every nation hypes and overhypes its own. Hey they gave the world this great game that unites and divides so many across the globe, and they are on their way to the top, once they get a real manager. I don’t think Hungary is any more racially unrefined than any other country in the old eastern bloc. Those nations are still in the dark ages sadly

I get you bro. If I wasn’t Nigerian, I’ll probably hate our fans and our media guys that ask stupid and irrelevant questions during press conferences

[furiously frank]

Sign me up! Can’t stand Inglaterra

[Coach]

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ball over.
Ball over who?
Ball over the backline with Alejandro steaming in you tapas eating tart. Bosh!

[EMIR KONGI JAFFI JOFFA]

Funny that the same people that only follow the Epl are the ones that don’t want England to do well. Why? Is this colo withdrawal syndrome or what? Most of the football you follow and support so passionately is a product of England. Let them win. They deserve to win it all. WC and Euros.

[The YeyeMan]

Funny that the same people that only follow the Epl are the ones that don’t want England to do well. Why? Is this colo withdrawal syndrome or what? Most of the football you follow and support so passionately is a product of England. Let them win. They deserve to win it all. WC and Euros.

Negro.