RAFA BENITEZ!!! (OFFER FROM BOTAFOGO?) (2025)

[danfo driver]

Played 5
Won 1
Drew 1
Lost 3
POINTS - 4/15

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET FAT RAFA MUFFIN!

[danfo driver]

2-0 up, 9 minutes to go and CELTA VIGO FOOKED IT UP! concedes 3 goals in 9 minutes.

Barcelona 3 - 2 Celta Vigo.

Played 6
Won 1
Drew 1
Lost 4
POINTS - 4/18

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the legacy of Rafa Benitez - a FAILURE EXTRAORDINAIRE

[danfo driver]

CELTA VIGO HAS NOW SLUMPED INTO RELEGATON ZONE

Played 9
Won 1
Drew 3
Lost 5
POINTS - 6/27

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the legacy of Rafa Benitez - his second successive relegation battle

[danfo driver]

CELTA VIGO (1) V (1) CADIZ

Celta Vigo has now plunged deeper into the relegation zone. This man has decided to destroy this once great club the same way he destroyed his other club in China last year, relegating them! This will be a consecutive relegation.


Played 15
Won 1
Drew 6
Lost 8

[danfo driver]

Rafa Benítez cannot continue being Celta coach. 9/45 points, with only 1 victory against the last one. Being unable to beat Osasuna, Mallorca, Alavés, Getafe and Cádiz at home. In football you don't live on merits and sensations, you live on points. This is unsustainable.

[danfo driver]

SACKED!!!!

Sh1t coach, crap performance, almost getting a team relegated and SACKED!!

[Scipio Africanus]

SACKED!!!!

Sh1t coach, crap performance, almost getting a team relegated and SACKED!!

Day numba 5 of you running away from the Arsenal forum

[Coach]

Rafa, like his contemporaries from his era, is finished. Should he continue, it will only serve to sully his name to point its sewage. Much like Mourinho, he should recline heavily in a hammock with a partially lit cigar and a short of the juice of the barley. No ice. Failing that, Saudi and play the whitest of all elephants.

[danfo driver]

Like clockwork! They sack the relegation-level coach and guess what? Celta Vigo goes to Andalusa and gather brush Sevilla 2-1.

The players look so relieved to be free from the shackles of the sh1t on a stick football relegation-master:

[danfo driver]

This Jobless Fat A**hole "is a coward. and I hate him." - Stephen Warnock

[Coach]

For all posterity Rafa will remain a “champions league winning manager”. Partial to Warnock’s less informal punditry, but outside of the TikTok bots, no one cares nor will they etch this beneath the stone carvings that read Benitez UCL Winner in whatever year. Even fewer will care for the estranged wife like ramblings of Cyberia’s Flipfloptimus Prime.

And yes, Rafa’s finished.

[danfo driver]

he is being considered by Botafogo in Brazil. Will that club be willing to risk relegation? Lets see how is unfolds.

[Scipio Africanus]

he is being considered by Botafogo in Brazil. Will that club be willing to risk relegation? Lets see how is unfolds.

Sambo driver is still holding a grudge against Benitez? Did he refuse when you offered him your skanky arrss? Only b!tches hold grudges this long