ABEG Squadron. Coach & Damunk! Come collect your flogging!

[bret- hart]

We have one more offensive in 2026 with England returning to their former colonial outposts USA and Canada. We must keep pushing. ABEG ABEG ABEG!!!!

[danfo driver]

Spanish? Battle-hardened? They said as much about the Armada. Volleyed to the bottom of Davey Jones’ locker. UEFA, FIFA and all in between will try their darnest, but should the men be permitted to play the man’s game, get the reducers in bright and early, by George we’ll have them. Como te llamas? Mi llamo Bish, Bosh. *Crunch.

Bangers and mash, Ingran open nyash. Fish and chips? Ingran took licks. Reducers? Yeah, Ingran - reduced to tears. Como te llamas? Espana! Remember the name. Ingran had no answers for the inquisition.

ABEG REMAINS UNDEFEATED!

Nothing more to add!

[ohsee]

Spanish? Battle-hardened? They said as much about the Armada. Volleyed to the bottom of Davey Jones’ locker. UEFA, FIFA and all in between will try their darnest, but should the men be permitted to play the man’s game, get the reducers in bright and early, by George we’ll have them. Como te llamas? Mi llamo Bish, Bosh. *Crunch.

Bangers and mash, Ingran open nyash. Fish and chips? Ingran took licks. Reducers? Yeah, Ingran - reduced to tears. Como te llamas? Espana! Remember the name. Ingran had no answers for the inquisition.

ABEG REMAINS UNDEFEATED!

Kai! The prayer warriors and big sacrifices worked.

[danfo driver]

[Tobi17]

Damunk has gone into hiding

[packerland]

All kwayet on the ABEG front.

Just passing by

Pass by again.

You be real yeyeman

[The YeyeMan]

[The YeyeMan]

[packerland]

I won’t lie, if I was the coach, I would’ve played Grimaldo over Cucurella. This was the Cucurella of Brighton and not that of Chelsea.

[Coach]

^Half naked Mul*to, seemingly at the end of a bed, photoed from a POV perspective, posted by Neal Maupay. Not a citizen of the Instagramspolis, what’s the meaning of this?

[The YeyeMan]

See you next week chaps. Champagne all around.

We're drinking sangria, not champagne!

[The YeyeMan]

Dani Olmo, more like Gaz’s Alamo. Canon and musket. Tactical take outs. Big reducer bright and early on Yamal, not yet fully grown, here’s some grown man studs up for ya’. Crunch. Shaw. Capable. Guehi. Capable. The good money’s on Declan “Chopper” Rice. Brutal 50/50 wide left. Steaming in, man and ball, as much man as the law allows.

Kyle SkyWalker using the force on the contralateral. How’d you like your metatarsals Senor, shaken or stirred. Bosh!

Pickford at it on the corners, throwing his weight around, good leap, knee nice and high. A decent connection should take Aymeric or Alvaro out.

[danfo driver]

[ohsee]

Dani Olmo, more like Gaz’s Alamo. Canon and musket. Tactical take outs. Big reducer bright and early on Yamal, not yet fully grown, here’s some grown man studs up for ya’. Crunch. Shaw. Capable. Guehi. Capable. The good money’s on Declan “Chopper” Rice. Brutal 50/50 wide left. Steaming in, man and ball, as much man as the law allows.

Kyle SkyWalker using the force on the contralateral. How’d you like your metatarsals Senor, shaken or stirred. Bosh!

Pickford at it on the corners, throwing his weight around, good leap, knee nice and high. A decent connection should take Aymeric or Alvaro out.

Kai! Coachito don suffa.

[danfo driver]

Does anyone know which nation is the first nation to lose back to back Euros? Thanks!

[Coach]

Dani Olmo, more like Gaz’s Alamo. Canon and musket. Tactical take outs. Big reducer bright and early on Yamal, not yet fully grown, here’s some grown man studs up for ya’. Crunch. Shaw. Capable. Guehi. Capable. The good money’s on Declan “Chopper” Rice. Brutal 50/50 wide left. Steaming in, man and ball, as much man as the law allows.

Kyle SkyWalker using the force on the contralateral. How’d you like your metatarsals Senor, shaken or stirred. Bosh!

Pickford at it on the corners, throwing his weight around, good leap, knee nice and high. A decent connection should take Aymeric or Alvaro out.

Game played far too friendly. Given to either of the Greats, Prof or big and burly and they would’ve had the reducers in before midday, Amazon Prime. Typical Southgate fashion, played possum whilst hoping for a miracle.

[ohenhen1]

It migrated to Spain.

[The YeyeMan]

[danfo driver]

[danfo driver]

[kalani JR]

I would also like to issue a public apology to The Yeyeman who I publicly doubted.

[Showboy]

Merson chochocho Campeon de Europa!!

[The YeyeMan]

I would also like to issue a public apology to The Yeyeman who I publicly doubted.

It's OK bro. Just remember, ABEG cannot be defeated.