Ryan Giggs Jokes
Ryan Giggs Jokes
NUMBER ONE
Ryan Giggs walks into a bar with his younger brother:
Barman: "What would you like Ryan?"
Ryan Giggs (points at his brother): "I'll have whatever he's having"...
NUMBER TWO
What do Imogen Thomas and Steven Gerrard have in common? ...they are both f---ing great footballers!...
Ryan Giggs walks into a bar with his younger brother:
Barman: "What would you like Ryan?"
Ryan Giggs (points at his brother): "I'll have whatever he's having"...
NUMBER TWO
What do Imogen Thomas and Steven Gerrard have in common? ...they are both f---ing great footballers!...
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I don't get it
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joke 1. giggs was banging his brother's wife for 8 yearsjuventuss wrote:I don't get it
joke 2. the girl is/was f'n giggs literally, gerrard f'n is used as a descriptive word
love the first joke
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Ryan Giggs .. a Manchester United player
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wiseone wrote:
Ryan Giggs walks into a bar with his younger brother:
Barman: "What would you like Ryan?"
Ryan Giggs (points at his brother): "I'll have whatever he's having"...
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Globero wrote:wiseone wrote:
Ryan Giggs walks into a bar with his younger brother:
Barman: "What would you like Ryan?"
Ryan Giggs (points at his brother): "I'll have whatever he's having"...
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I was on matermind and the guy asked me:
"which Manchester United footballer is known as the Welsh Wizard"
I answered "I can't say"
"Correct, question two...."
Ryan Giggs, what a career.
He's been in 7 F.A cup finals, 5 League Cup finals, 3 Champions League finals and 1 Big Brother quarter finalist!
"which Manchester United footballer is known as the Welsh Wizard"
I answered "I can't say"
"Correct, question two...."
Ryan Giggs, what a career.
He's been in 7 F.A cup finals, 5 League Cup finals, 3 Champions League finals and 1 Big Brother quarter finalist!
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Giggsy, you a god in red but i gotta laugh
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chei, see as dem yab Becks
David Beckham arrives home one day to find Victoria, all sweating, flushed and breathless. He rushes over to her and asks if she is alright.
Posh stutters a reply, "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack."
"Oh no," he cries in despair. "I...'ll call an ambulance"
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
"What's the matter son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy," sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
"You wa*ker, Giggsy," screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the $#% out of Brooklyn. What the f**k is wrong with you?"
David Beckham arrives home one day to find Victoria, all sweating, flushed and breathless. He rushes over to her and asks if she is alright.
Posh stutters a reply, "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack."
"Oh no," he cries in despair. "I...'ll call an ambulance"
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
"What's the matter son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy," sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
"You wa*ker, Giggsy," screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the $#% out of Brooklyn. What the f**k is wrong with you?"
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Them go soon bust that one for yanshing around too,Dodo wrote:chei, see as dem yab Becks
David Beckham arrives home one day to find Victoria, all sweating, flushed and breathless. He rushes over to her and asks if she is alright.
Posh stutters a reply, "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack."
"Oh no," he cries in despair. "I...'ll call an ambulance"
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
"What's the matter son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy," sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
"You wa*ker, Giggsy," screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the $#% out of Brooklyn. What the f**k is wrong with you?"
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Who?You know Rebecca Loos?Or his nanny/translater/whorever in Madrid?Before the arrival of Cruz.Yeah,the cat has nine lives.He bounced back and is already expecting the second child after the incident.Aunty Victoria knows that the only way she remains relevant is to continue to be Ms Becks.100%Naija wrote:Them go soon bust that one for yanshing around too,Dodo wrote:chei, see as dem yab Becks
David Beckham arrives home one day to find Victoria, all sweating, flushed and breathless. He rushes over to her and asks if she is alright.
Posh stutters a reply, "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack."
"Oh no," he cries in despair. "I...'ll call an ambulance"
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
"What's the matter son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy," sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
"You wa*ker, Giggsy," screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the $#% out of Brooklyn. What the f**k is wrong with you?"
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Dodo wrote:chei, see as dem yab Becks
David Beckham arrives home one day to find Victoria, all sweating, flushed and breathless. He rushes over to her and asks if she is alright.
Posh stutters a reply, "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack."
"Oh no," he cries in despair. "I...'ll call an ambulance"
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
"What's the matter son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy," sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
"You wa*ker, Giggsy," screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the $#% out of Brooklyn. What the f**k is wrong with you?"
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Q;what's the difference between Ryan Giggs last two women?
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A; One was from Big Brother and the other was from little brother!
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A; One was from Big Brother and the other was from little brother!
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Chai - that was wicked.
walesvilla wrote:Q;what's the difference between Ryan Giggs last two women?
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A; One was from Big Brother and the other was from little brother!
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Brutal!!wiseone wrote:Chai - that was wicked.
walesvilla wrote:Q;what's the difference between Ryan Giggs last two women?
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A; One was from Big Brother and the other was from little brother!
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Waffiman wrote:Brutal!!wiseone wrote:Chai - that was wicked.
walesvilla wrote:Q;what's the difference between Ryan Giggs last two women?
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A; One was from Big Brother and the other was from little brother!
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Dodo wrote:chei, see as dem yab Becks
David Beckham arrives home one day to find Victoria, all sweating, flushed and breathless. He rushes over to her and asks if she is alright.
Posh stutters a reply, "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack."
"Oh no," he cries in despair. "I...'ll call an ambulance"
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
"What's the matter son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy," sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
"You wa*ker, Giggsy," screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the $#% out of Brooklyn. What the f**k is wrong with you?"
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Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally
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I'll tell you something that isn't a joke. I just realised something while watching old footage. Giggs made his debut for Man Utd in 1991. That same year when Man U beat Barcelona to win the European Cup Winners Cup, do you know who was in goal for Barca? The father of Sergio Busquets! That is astonishing. Giggs played at the same time as Busquets father and 20 years later is playing against the man's son. The guy is Metusellah!
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TonyStarks wrote:Dodo wrote:chei, see as dem yab Becks
David Beckham arrives home one day to find Victoria, all sweating, flushed and breathless. He rushes over to her and asks if she is alright.
Posh stutters a reply, "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack."
"Oh no," he cries in despair. "I...'ll call an ambulance"
He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn.
"What's the matter son?" asks Becks.
"Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy," sniffles Brooklyn.
Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.
"You wa*ker, Giggsy," screams Becks. "My wife is right over there having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the $#% out of Brooklyn. What the f**k is wrong with you?"
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How do you expect us to believe you withoutwiseone wrote:I'll tell you something that isn't a joke. I just realised something while watching old footage. Giggs made his debut for Man Utd in 1991. That same year when Man U beat Barcelona to win the European Cup Winners Cup, do you know who was in goal for Barca? The father of Sergio Busquets! That is astonishing. Giggs played at the same time as Busquets father and 20 years later is playing against the man's son. The guy is Metusellah!
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Hahahahahaha useless people!!wiseone wrote:Chai - that was wicked.
walesvilla wrote:Q;what's the difference between Ryan Giggs last two women?
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A; One was from Big Brother and the other was from little brother!