Evra is at it again!

spastic · Post by **spastic** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:17 am

After accusing Suarez of racial attacks over a week earlier, he was seen at the police station again this morning. Thinking he was there to see how the case against Suarez was shaping up, the constable on duty promptly engaged Mr. Evra. "Sir, we are still trying to put the list of witnesses together so we can thoroughly investigate your claim." To which Evra replied "Oh no, I am not here for that. I am here to report a molestation that happened last night at Old Trafford yesterday. This was big. It involved at least 11 people including their Italian ring leader. And that does not even include the thousands that were egging the culprits on... Also this should be an easier case for you guys, coz I have the video of the incident right here. should I see the sheriff now, or wait till after I see my gynecologist?"

ohenhen1 · Post by **ohenhen1** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:21 am

Not funny, racial abuse is no joking matter

felarey · Post by **felarey** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:23 am

YAAAAAWWWWNNNNN! Very dry dry dry.....

mcal · Post by **mcal** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:26 am

spastic wrote:After accusing Suarez of racial attacks over a week earlier, he was seen at the police station again this morning. Thinking he was there to see how the case against Suarez was shaping up, the constable on duty promptly engaged Mr. Evra. "Sir, we are still trying to put the list of witnesses together so we can thoroughly investigate your claim." To which Evra replied "Oh no, I am not here for that. I am here to report a molestation that happened last night at Old Trafford yesterday. This was big. It involved at least 11 people including their Italian ring leader. And that does not even include the thousands that were egging the culprits on... Also this should be an easier case for you guys, coz I have the video of the incident right here. should I see the sheriff now, or wait till after I see my gynecologist?"

...if ur club no win this trophy then this spanking is meaningless, so fat lady never sing o

odi · Post by **odi** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:14 am

felarey wrote:YAAAAAWWWWNNNNN! Very dry dry dry.....

So dry. Would've expected spastic to do a lil better than that...

spastic · Post by **spastic** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:20 am

I'll try again when we beat them next

smartbrother · Post by **smartbrother** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:49 am

spastic wrote:After accusing Suarez of racial attacks over a week earlier, he was seen at the police station again this morning. Thinking he was there to see how the case against Suarez was shaping up, the constable on duty promptly engaged Mr. Evra. "Sir, we are still trying to put the list of witnesses together so we can thoroughly investigate your claim." To which Evra replied "Oh no, I am not here for that. I am here to report a molestation that happened last night at Old Trafford yesterday. This was big. It involved at least 11 people including their Italian ring leader. And that does not even include the thousands that were egging the culprits on... Also this should be an easier case for you guys, coz I have the video of the incident right here. should I see the sheriff now, or wait till after I see my gynecologist?"

Good grief.

tfco · Post by **tfco** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:31 am

i no read am but make i laff...to give you some cred.

Bigpokey24 · Post by **Bigpokey24** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:35 am

spatic, that was so dry good grief

PapaK · Post by **PapaK** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:59 am

No mind them. I'm sure that little goat can do this. Seeing his face after goal#5 went in

anikulapo · Post by **anikulapo** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:13 am

Joke is drier than the Sheikh's desert....Good grief Son, get a grip...I guess you are not used to this type of attention so no be ya fault

paj · Post by **paj** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:14 pm

spastic wrote:After accusing Suarez of racial attacks over a week earlier, he was seen at the police station again this morning. Thinking he was there to see how the case against Suarez was shaping up, the constable on duty promptly engaged Mr. Evra. "Sir, we are still trying to put the list of witnesses together so we can thoroughly investigate your claim." To which Evra replied "Oh no, I am not here for that. I am here to report a molestation that happened last night at Old Trafford yesterday. This was big. It involved at least 11 people including their Italian ring leader. And that does not even include the thousands that were egging the culprits on... Also this should be an easier case for you guys, coz I have the video of the incident right here. should I see the sheriff now, or wait till after I see my gynecologist?"

....Nna...U be my guy but....

??? next time pm me d joke make I proofread am for U shotigbo?

Mr. Piffington · Post by **Mr. Piffington** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:18 pm

Spastic, that was awful...

Post by **King Futcha** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:25 pm

mercy laugh

Chingo Bling · Post by **Chingo Bling** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:41 pm

spastic wrote:After accusing Suarez of racial attacks over a week earlier, he was seen at the police station again this morning. Thinking he was there to see how the case against Suarez was shaping up, the constable on duty promptly engaged Mr. Evra. "Sir, we are still trying to put the list of witnesses together so we can thoroughly investigate your claim." To which Evra replied "Oh no, I am not here for that. I am here to report a molestation that happened last night at Old Trafford yesterday. This was big. It involved at least 11 people including their Italian ring leader. And that does not even include the thousands that were egging the culprits on... Also this should be an easier case for you guys, coz I have the video of the incident right here. should I see the sheriff now, or wait till after I see my gynecologist?"

Obviously written by an inexperienced American comedian

metalalloy · Post by **metalalloy** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:02 pm

Bigpokey24 wrote:spatic, that was so dry good grief

make una leave plastic alone jo.. he is not used to a winning side yabbis jokes

spastic · Post by **spastic** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:18 pm

When you are king, serfs are supposed to laugh to your joke no matter what. I leave the truly funny to those seeking favors

Schillachi · Post by **Schillachi** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:50 pm

Spastic, that was terrible...

Cito · Post by **Cito** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:06 pm

spastic wrote:

When you are king, serfs are supposed to laugh to your joke no matter what. I leave the truly funny to those seeking favors

No be by force to try being funny now.

Molue Conductor · Post by **Molue Conductor** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:57 pm

is this supposed to be a joke

omey2k4 · Post by **omey2k4** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:07 pm

Kai Sahara desert hasnt seen dryness this bad.That joke was toughter than hammatan season in Naija

airwolex · Post by **airwolex** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:59 pm

Spaz you be my boy but GOOD GRIEF...that was brutally DRY!!

Post by **nanijoe** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 12:22 am

spastic wrote:After accusing Suarez of racial attacks over a week earlier, he was seen at the police station again this morning. Thinking he was there to see how the case against Suarez was shaping up, the constable on duty promptly engaged Mr. Evra. "Sir, we are still trying to put the list of witnesses together so we can thoroughly investigate your claim." To which Evra replied "Oh no, I am not here for that. I am here to report a molestation that happened last night at Old Trafford yesterday. This was big. It involved at least 11 people including their Italian ring leader. And that does not even include the thousands that were egging the culprits on... Also this should be an easier case for you guys, coz I have the video of the incident right here. should I see the sheriff now, or wait till after I see my gynecologist?"

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