Manchester United - News, Developments & Season

[Coach]

Madness from City. Too open to the counter. They’ll be 2-down in a heartbeat if they don’t shore it up.

[Sleaky72]

OMG Rashford.
How and why?
You have to score thT

[Coach]

Erling doing the Ameobi thus far.

[Sleaky72]

How long can United hold this City siege playing this way?
Possession 71-29.
Wow

[Coach]

Pointless possession, they’re a stray pass away from conceding again.

[Coach]

Meanwhile, Erling Wieghorsting, Onana making saves, something’s up in the cosmos.

[Coach]

Fattymiro playing the spoiler role and reducing Erling Haaland to Erling Hardly. Jeepers. Sure this can’t last the full ninety. Embarrassing.

[Coach]

Goodness. Gracious. Unbelievable. What an “easy peasy” miss. Comical.

[Coach]

City will break the record for shots in a game today. 18 in the first half, will top 30 by full-time. More huff and puff than Drogon with bronchiecstasis.

Dalot doing well vs Doku, who seems to have gone of the boil after his enigmatic start to the season.

Can United hold it? Big Vic Lindeloff from a setpiece and it’s champagne and caviar tonight.

[Coach]

11/2 on 11 or more corners banked by half-time. Come on accumulator.

[Coach]

United with a nice and compact Pulisian 4-4-2 off the ball. Raking long ones for the counter. Throwback.

If it hits 60s and City haven’t levelled up, the blue moon will give way to red mist.

[Coach]

Doku off. Needs to be careful, very. Another poor, ineffectual performance, Guardiola won’t hesitate to Grealishify him if he continues.

[mcal]

...city will win just a matter of how many goals. Hope not embarrassing too many

[Coach]

Made in Manchester. Foden potentially spares the big galoots blushes. City still capable of throwing it away. And where the fook is Lindeloff? Bl**dy useless Nordfish, stick one Alfred on the field and they shite themselves like it’s Ashdown, 871.

[Coach]

...city will win just a matter of how many goals. Hope not embarrassing too many

If United get a corner or setpiece, the accumulator pulls through. Recklessly high line.

[mcal]

...city will win just a matter of how many goals. Hope not embarrassing too many

If United get a corner or setpiece, the accumulator pulls through. Recklessly high line.

...na long if, like i said city will win at least by this respectable 3-1. See how they wan pass from the back as if dem be expert

[Coach]

Heading to whatever-gram to issue some racial to Lindeloff.

[Sleaky72]

Pointless possession, they’re a stray pass away from conceding again.

Ahem Ahem.
What were you saying again?

[felarey]

Scoring early then hanging for dear life is not a strategy. If you want to play not to lose, then you have to keep the ball.

[Mr. Piffington]

Made in Manchester. Foden potentially spares the big galoots blushes. City still capable of throwing it away. And where the fook is Lindeloff? Bl**dy useless Nordfish, stick one Alfred on the field and they shite themselves like it’s Ashdown, 871.

LOL!!

[Sleaky72]

Scoring early then hanging for dear life is not a strategy. If you want to play not to lose, then you have to keep the ball.

Horses for courses.
U don’t have the roster
to play possession versus City.

[danfo driver]

Made in Manchester. Foden potentially spares the big galoots blushes. City still capable of throwing it away. And where the fook is Lindeloff? Bl**dy useless Nordfish, stick one Alfred on the field and they shite themselves like it’s Ashdown, 871.

LOL!!

He thought City will drop points. Reading his post truly made me happy! I could just imagine him, in his living room, crying, spit and catarrh gushing out of his nose and mouth, as he screams! Every year, same pain!

[joplass]

United was beaten by a a great team. To those who want Ten Hag fired, think again. He had his tactics on spot but when you have a Rashford you are bound to lose. Besides the fact that Rashford was not able to control easy balls, he managed to lose them when he was to have them under control. In general we need players who can control the ball, a basic skill for anybody who played football.

Onana and Varane were the best in our colors today.