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cito us wrote:
To the tune of "10 Green Bottles":

20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
But if one Chechen rebel should shoot Abramovich,
There'll be no Chelsea w**kers and no Stamford Bridge.
:lol: :lol: :lol: This is just mean
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

You just have to love the tradition of English football songs rivalry.

That's why it has to be EPL
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Vieeera oooo
Viera ooooo
He plays for Arseeenal
He comes from Seneeegal

To Frank Lampard and any other fatty

Who ate all the pies?
You fat basta3d, you fat basta3d
You ate all the pies
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"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy."

For Jimmy Flowd Hasslebank

Sh!1 Michael Jackson, you're just a sh!1 Michael Jackson

For Nani

Sing it along to Guantanamera

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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toyin133 wrote:
cito us wrote:
To the tune of "10 Green Bottles":

20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
But if one Chechen rebel should shoot Abramovich,
There'll be no Chelsea w**kers and no Stamford Bridge.
:lol: :lol: :lol: This is just mean
Oh boy tell me something...just brutal :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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toyin133 wrote:
cito us wrote:
To the tune of "10 Green Bottles":

20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
But if one Chechen rebel should shoot Abramovich,
There'll be no Chelsea w**kers and no Stamford Bridge.
:lol: :lol: :lol: This is just mean

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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airwolex wrote:"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy."

For Jimmy Flowd Hasslebank

Sh!1 Michael Jackson, you're just a sh!1 Michael Jackson

For Nani

Sing it along to Guantanamera

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

[/video]
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Honestly I don't know how EPL footballers like Giggs, Scholes, Terry, Lampard etc play in that league for 15-20 years without having nervous breakdowns from the weekly abuse by fans.
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Prince wrote:
cito us wrote:When the ball hits your head
When you're sat in row Zed,
That's Jon Obi!

When the ball hits the boot
Of your car parked en route,
That's Jon Obi!
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..I forgot where I heard this one....but When Eboue caused Arsenal to lose a match 2-1 in the dying minutes with two mistakes...the Arsenal fans went
Dont blame it on the Sunshine
Dont blame it on the moonlights
Dont blame it onthe good times
Blame it on Eboue
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Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:

Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.

Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):

Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again

Against Harry Redknapp:

Stand up if you pay your tax.
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cic old boy wrote:Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:

Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.

Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):

Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again

Against Harry Redknapp:

Stand up if you pay your tax
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cic old boy wrote:Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:

Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.

Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):

Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again


Against Harry Redknapp:

Stand up if you pay your tax.
:rotf: :rotf:
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benteke wrote:
cic old boy wrote:Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:

Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.

Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):

Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again


Against Harry Redknapp:

Stand up if you pay your tax.
:rotf: :rotf:
Ewooo! :rotf: :rotf:
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To the tune. That's amore

When the ball hits your head in row Z
THAT'S ZAMORAAAAAAA
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“Three-nil and you can’t get home, three-nil and you can’t get home.”
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When AFC Wimbledon went to MK Dons: "Where were you when you were us?"

Man City's chants of "You're not incredible" aimed at Hulk

Arsenal vs Olympiacos in the Champions League during the height of the Euro Crisis

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Cally wrote:
benteke wrote:
cic old boy wrote:Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:

Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.

Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):

Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again


Against Harry Redknapp:

Stand up if you pay your tax.
:rotf: :rotf:
Ewooo! :rotf: :rotf:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

This will not mean much to some unless you know the jibes about Liverpudlians and unemployment
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@Pa Jimoh, true dat + what "signing on" means. For those who don't live in the UK: if you are jobless, you are required to "sign on" every fortnight at your local social security office in order to get your welfare cheque. You go in there and sign an agreement that you are actively seeking work.
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airwolex wrote:Vieeera oooo
Viera ooooo
He plays for Arseeenal
He comes from Seneeegal
same for john Paintsil

John Paintsil oooo
John Paintsil oooo
He come from Africa
He's better than Kaka

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Waffiman wrote:“Three-nil and you can’t get home, three-nil and you can’t get home.”
That was Gunners to Stoke Fans right? :mrgreen:
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cic old boy wrote:@Pa Jimoh, true dat + what "signing on" means. For those who don't live in the UK: if you are jobless, you are required to "sign on" every fortnight at your local social security office in order to get your welfare cheque. You go in there and sign an agreement that you are actively seeking work.
Now I get it. I was somewhat confused with 'sign' part. I thought it should have been 'sing' but you hardly, if ever, make typos.
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"Theo Walcott,
Theo, Theo Walcott:
He's an Englishman at Arsenal"
(Sung to the tune of 'Englishman in New York'). :lol:
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