Best Football Terrace Chants
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This is just meancito us wrote:
To the tune of "10 Green Bottles":
20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
But if one Chechen rebel should shoot Abramovich,
There'll be no Chelsea w**kers and no Stamford Bridge.
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"Mind you, football is not really about winning, or goals, or saves or supporters. It's about glory. It's about doing things in style, doing them with a flourish. It's
about going out to beat the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom."
Danny Blanchflower
"Mind you, football is not really about winning, or goals, or saves or supporters. It's about glory. It's about doing things in style, doing them with a flourish. It's
about going out to beat the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom."
Danny Blanchflower
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You just have to love the tradition of English football songs rivalry.
That's why it has to be EPL
Super Eagles - Fly Above The Storm!!!
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Vieeera oooo
Viera ooooo
He plays for Arseeenal
He comes from Seneeegal
To Frank Lampard and any other fatty
Who ate all the pies?
You fat basta3d, you fat basta3d
You ate all the pies
Viera ooooo
He plays for Arseeenal
He comes from Seneeegal
To Frank Lampard and any other fatty
Who ate all the pies?
You fat basta3d, you fat basta3d
You ate all the pies
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"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy."
For Jimmy Flowd Hasslebank
Sh!1 Michael Jackson, you're just a sh!1 Michael Jackson
For Nani
Sing it along to Guantanamera
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For Jimmy Flowd Hasslebank
Sh!1 Michael Jackson, you're just a sh!1 Michael Jackson
For Nani
Sing it along to Guantanamera
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Oh boy tell me something...just brutaltoyin133 wrote:This is just meancito us wrote:
To the tune of "10 Green Bottles":
20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
But if one Chechen rebel should shoot Abramovich,
There'll be no Chelsea w**kers and no Stamford Bridge.
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toyin133 wrote:This is just meancito us wrote:
To the tune of "10 Green Bottles":
20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
20,000 w**kers at Stamford Bridge,
But if one Chechen rebel should shoot Abramovich,
There'll be no Chelsea w**kers and no Stamford Bridge.
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airwolex wrote:"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy."
For Jimmy Flowd Hasslebank
Sh!1 Michael Jackson, you're just a sh!1 Michael Jackson
For Nani
Sing it along to Guantanamera
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Evans Bipi, had declared to the press, “Why must [Governor Amaechi] be insulting my mother, my Jesus Christ on earth?”
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Honestly I don't know how EPL footballers like Giggs, Scholes, Terry, Lampard etc play in that league for 15-20 years without having nervous breakdowns from the weekly abuse by fans.
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DAMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!Prince wrote:cito us wrote:When the ball hits your head
When you're sat in row Zed,
That's Jon Obi!
When the ball hits the boot
Of your car parked en route,
That's Jon Obi!
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..I forgot where I heard this one....but When Eboue caused Arsenal to lose a match 2-1 in the dying minutes with two mistakes...the Arsenal fans went
Dont blame it on the Sunshine
Dont blame it on the moonlights
Dont blame it onthe good times
Blame it on Eboue
Dont blame it on the Sunshine
Dont blame it on the moonlights
Dont blame it onthe good times
Blame it on Eboue
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Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:
Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.
Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):
Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again
Against Harry Redknapp:
Stand up if you pay your tax.
Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.
Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):
Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again
Against Harry Redknapp:
Stand up if you pay your tax.
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cic old boy wrote:Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:
Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.
Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):
Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again
Against Harry Redknapp:
Stand up if you pay your tax.
Evans Bipi, had declared to the press, “Why must [Governor Amaechi] be insulting my mother, my Jesus Christ on earth?”
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cic old boy wrote:Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:
Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.
Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):
Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again
Against Harry Redknapp:
Stand up if you pay your tax.
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Ewooo!benteke wrote:cic old boy wrote:Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:
Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.
Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):
Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again
Against Harry Redknapp:
Stand up if you pay your tax.
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The Arsenal Football Club - "The Deeper The Foundation, The Stronger The Fortress."
"My friends - "We need to really reassess the way we trash our national team, derogate some players and disrespect the people that run our football. Let the brand new Super Eagles become our new Brand of national pride.. The unifying identity for all.. Bar none!" - CE's The Great Seloweizer (6/24/13)
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To the tune. That's amore
When the ball hits your head in row Z
THAT'S ZAMORAAAAAAA
When the ball hits your head in row Z
THAT'S ZAMORAAAAAAA
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“Three-nil and you can’t get home, three-nil and you can’t get home.”
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When AFC Wimbledon went to MK Dons: "Where were you when you were us?"
Man City's chants of "You're not incredible" aimed at Hulk
Arsenal vs Olympiacos in the Champions League during the height of the Euro Crisis
"Per's paying your benefits, Per's paying your benefits..."
Man City's chants of "You're not incredible" aimed at Hulk
Arsenal vs Olympiacos in the Champions League during the height of the Euro Crisis
"Per's paying your benefits, Per's paying your benefits..."
Arsène Wenger at Arsenal, 1996 to 2018. I was there.
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Cally wrote:Ewooo!benteke wrote:cic old boy wrote:Liverpool fans when Rigobert Song played for them:
Song, we've only got one Song, we've only got one Song.
Others to Liverpool fans (to the tune of You'll never walk alone):
Sign on, sign on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never work again
You'll never work again
Against Harry Redknapp:
Stand up if you pay your tax.
This will not mean much to some unless you know the jibes about Liverpudlians and unemployment
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@Pa Jimoh, true dat + what "signing on" means. For those who don't live in the UK: if you are jobless, you are required to "sign on" every fortnight at your local social security office in order to get your welfare cheque. You go in there and sign an agreement that you are actively seeking work.
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same for john Paintsilairwolex wrote:Vieeera oooo
Viera ooooo
He plays for Arseeenal
He comes from Seneeegal
John Paintsil oooo
John Paintsil oooo
He come from Africa
He's better than Kaka
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That was Gunners to Stoke Fans right?Waffiman wrote:“Three-nil and you can’t get home, three-nil and you can’t get home.”
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Now I get it. I was somewhat confused with 'sign' part. I thought it should have been 'sing' but you hardly, if ever, make typos.cic old boy wrote:@Pa Jimoh, true dat + what "signing on" means. For those who don't live in the UK: if you are jobless, you are required to "sign on" every fortnight at your local social security office in order to get your welfare cheque. You go in there and sign an agreement that you are actively seeking work.
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"Theo Walcott,
Theo, Theo Walcott:
He's an Englishman at Arsenal"
(Sung to the tune of 'Englishman in New York').
Theo, Theo Walcott:
He's an Englishman at Arsenal"
(Sung to the tune of 'Englishman in New York').
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