Liverpool - Football Thread

[Coach]

Tis’ said the delicate, delightful dessert that dresses the dinner plate, is born of the thoughts and desires of the chef hidden beyond the wall. If so, then one wonders what stirs in the sub-conscience of another so as to ensure a perpetual stream of homoeroticism.

Is there ever a post sans a sentence on same-sex philandering?

[danfo driver]

Tis’ said the delicate, delightful dessert that dresses the dinner plate, is born of the thoughts and desires of the chef hidden beyond the wall. If so, then one wonders what stirs in the sub-conscience of another so as to ensure a perpetual stream of homoeroticism.

Is there ever a post sans a sentence on same-sex philandering?

Ecoachiemo Ejiofor, how market? Did you overestimate the wolverine in the delightful dessert of the moistness of your banana-mango?

[txj]

Well done Redmen.

On to Soton...

Hopefully Salah's ok

[Coach]

He’s fine. More than.

[The YeyeMan]

Well done Liverpool. Again. Great team, great season.

[txj]

Well done Liverpool. Again. Great team, great season.

Shouldn't have gone to ET and PKs

[Coach]

^Absolutely necessary. Both teams had chances to win it, penalties guarantees both a hero and a villain. A Hollywoodian finish.

[danfo driver]

Doubleple! Can they make it a Fourble? Ecoachiemo Ejiofor, what say you?

[The YeyeMan]

Well done Liverpool. Again. Great team, great season.

Shouldn't have gone to ET and PKs

Yes, should have been wrapped up in FT. And now we face Southampton on Tuesday due to ridiculous scheduling.

[ohsee]

Great game, great result.

[txj]

Well done Liverpool. Again. Great team, great season.

Shouldn't have gone to ET and PKs

Yes, should have been wrapped up in FT. And now we face Southampton on Tuesday due to ridiculous scheduling.

Impact of Diaz shows the value of a high quality and speedy wide player who can also play between the lines. It shows that that forward line can be improved...

I think Carvalho's arrival will further redefine the attacking game.

Very impressed with how Konate immediately assumed leadership in defence on VVD's substitution...

[Alategun]

Well done Liverpool. Again. Great team, great season.

Diaz has been phenomenal since he arrived. Bl seed to have him. I kept feeling like Origi could have added something in this game and against Spurs. Gives us a new way to play if we are struggling to score last 20 minutes. And get a few starts here and there. But he is off to Milan

Shouldn't have gone to ET and PKs

Yes, should have been wrapped up in FT. And now we face Southampton on Tuesday due to ridiculous scheduling.

Impact of Diaz shows the value of a high quality and speedy wide player who can also play between the lines. It shows that that forward line can be improved...

I think Carvalho's arrival will further redefine the attacking game.

Very impressed with how Konate immediately assumed leadership in defence on VVD's substitution...

[kalani JR]

Do you guys think you're beating Don Carlo?

[Coach]

Foregone conclusion it is not. West Ham will not be a stroll in the park at the Olympic Park. …As long as Liverpool don’t drop any more points, they’re still well in.

West Ham 1-nil up.

[Coach]

Not sure why Jack the Lad started ahead of Foden or Sterling, hasn't found his fit as yet and the team doesn’t seem to know what to do with him. Would be no surprise if he’s off at the break.

[Coach]

West Ham 2-nil. @Tx, told you, no chance at the London Stadium.

[Coach]

It's signed. Klopp until 2026 at least. What a time to be a Liverpool fan.

Absolutely!

The Newcastle game will be quite tough...

Spurs will be interesting, the Hammers too for who has them to play, especially after Eintracht Brexit the bubble blowers.

Wallop.

[ohsee]

West Ham 2-nil. @Tx, told you, no chance at the London Stadium.

Chileke onye Umuahia!

[Coach]

It is finished. Pep knows they need a point here. Liverpool will put 6 or 7 past Soton and with Wolves out of the running for Europe, another 4 or 5.

Bungled the starting lineup. No protection for Papa Fernandini-old and a Jack Grealish lost in translation. Biggest 45 of the season here. Think the Hammers pick them off on the counter.

[Coach]

Ezeigbo Madu scores. A goal worth half of the 100 million squandered. 2-1, City odds on. Put a couple more quid on the Hammers.

[danfo driver]

West Ham 2-nil. @Tx, told you, no chance at the London Stadium.

Ecoachiemo Ejiofor fighting hard to support his baby daddy, TxJ. He will never love you, Ecoachiemo, continue to roll on the floor

[The YeyeMan]

West Ham 2-nil. @Tx, told you, no chance at the London Stadium.

Chileke onye Umuahia!

Nna, somebody on this thread was sweating like a puppy in a Korean restaurant at that scoreline.

[danfo driver]

West Ham 2-nil. @Tx, told you, no chance at the London Stadium.

Chileke onye Umuahia!

Nna, somebody on this thread was sweating like a puppy in a Korean restaurant at that scoreline.

match wey i no watch! Since Nigeria humiliated me against Ghana, I have completely lost interest in football. Never knew it would happen... but I dont really watch football again. Seen a few games here and there like the Madrid games, but aside from that. I absolutely do not cut my sleep short to wake up and watch this disgusting sport anymore. I wake up at my own pace and check scores.


That said, na fumble or fourble?