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The YeyeMan wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 2:56 am
The YeyeMan wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 5:07 am
Coach wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:03 pm Einsteinian after the event once the next goal goes in. If Haaland hits 30, that’s a very good return. 35 splendid. 40? Other worldly. Easiest league by far.
Yep. They will twerk when he scores against the next useless opponent. But no goals in the games vs United, Liverpool, Chelsea.... and for all his firepower they're still only second. Interesting. :D
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Coach wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 5:16 pm
The YeyeMan wrote: Fri Jan 20, 2023 2:56 am
The YeyeMan wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 5:07 am
Coach wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:03 pm Einsteinian after the event once the next goal goes in. If Haaland hits 30, that’s a very good return. 35 splendid. 40? Other worldly. Easiest league by far.
Yep. They will twerk when he scores against the next useless opponent. But no goals in the games vs United, Liverpool, Chelsea.... and for all his firepower they're still only second. Interesting. :D
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goallllllllll halaad
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YemiBrazil wrote: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:31 pm He has done it again! 1-0 vs Everton

Goal No 27 in all competition.
Goal No 21 in the EPL.

Countdown to 60 in all.
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On The March Again! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:


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i do not expect yeyeman ( the CE coward) and coach to return to this thread
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The League is a walk in the park for the kid. Easy peasy! This is a kid that has NEVER won highest goal scorer in his life and look at what he is doing to this weak league. smh
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And why not? Who has doubted Haaland’s goal scoring pedigree? What was challenged was the fallacy that the league was the easiest of all to score in. City have a focal point for their attack and have substituted goal scorer variety for the solitary hitman. Good to see the mini drought flooded. There will be many more Wolves, Foxes, all fifty shades of felines.

Old Trafford, the Luke Shaw shank redemption? next season perhaps.
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Did a decent job at Dortmund, who by way of comparison, are not quite City. Would be fair to say, City are closer to Bayern than Borussia. Has Haaland ever played for a side so superior to their domestic opposition? Rumour has it City have won 4 of the last 5 EPLs. Not even the Great Real can boast such dominance over the past 5 years. But Bayern, those Bavarian beauties, bish, bash, bosh.

And Dortmund, 4 podiums, 1 fourth. Oga Bayern, 10 in a row. One can only wonder what a well endowed centre forward could do playing for such a powerhouse…Monsieur Lewandowski, que pasa? 41 in 29 games a couple seasons back. 13 in 15 at the Camp ‘not old’. Surely that’s a marker for Erling playing for the English equivalent.
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B*llocks, that Rashy Rashy fresh from the derby doing the dirty in the capital. Useless.
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Haaland without that City Middle field won't score all those goals. City play forward and they know how to play forward, any decent 9 will score tons of goals in that team.
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joplass wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 7:06 pm Haaland without that City Middle field won't score all those goals. City play forward and they know how to play forward, any decent 9 will score tons of goals in that team.
I agree. Please post the stats for the decent Gabby Jesus. :D
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No Luke Shawshank redemption at Ashburton tonight. Ridden raw.
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Gabriel “Centre Forward” Jesus? Think it would be more a case of Kun Aguero. How often was Jesus played through the middle for the middle? What was Aguero’s return at Atletico vs City? Think his goals to game was greater with Koke and the Gang.
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YemiBrazil wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:19 pm I still believe. One or two hat tricks here and there will silence the haters :taunt:
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danfo driver wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 4:16 pm
YemiBrazil wrote: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:31 pm He has done it again! 1-0 vs Everton

Goal No 27 in all competition.
Goal No 21 in the EPL.

Countdown to 60 in all.
My brother, remember that MKO Abiola campaign song from 1993? "On the march again! On the march again" :rotf: :rotf:

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Dude can score to the moon as long as City do not win the league i am fine with that
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