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Freiburg also humiliating West Ham, while Aston Villa cannot beat a 10 man Ajax. Weak sh1t league. :oops: :oops: So embarrassing.
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Like I told someone else here last week, y'all gonna learn about UEFA coefficient very soon. Weak League :lol: :lol:
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Comical.
Headteacher: Jarrel, what’s that in your pocket?
Quansah: Haaland sir.
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Coach wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:47 pm Comical.
Headteacher: Jarrel, what’s that in your pocket?
Quansah: Haaland sir.
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Coach wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:47 pm Comical.
Headteacher: Jarrel, what’s that in your pocket?
Quansah: Haaland sir.
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Coach wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 6:47 pm Comical.
Headteacher: Jarrel, what’s that in your pocket?
Quansah: Haaland sir.
This dude.
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danfo driver wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:15 am Like I told someone else here last week, y'all gonna learn about UEFA coefficient very soon. Weak League :lol: :lol:
How is the co-efficient looking? :D
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If westham loses, Italy and Germany will get the 5th champs league spot
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The YeyeMan wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 11:45 pm
danfo driver wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:15 am Like I told someone else here last week, y'all gonna learn about UEFA coefficient very soon. Weak League :lol: :lol:
How is the co-efficient looking? :D
It is efficiently cooing

Wha choo looking at?!
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danfo driver wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:23 pm Freiburg also humiliating West Ham, while Aston Villa cannot beat a 10 man Ajax. Weak sh1t league. :oops: :oops: So embarrassing.
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The YeyeMan wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 11:23 pm
danfo driver wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:23 pm Freiburg also humiliating West Ham, while Aston Villa cannot beat a 10 man Ajax. Weak sh1t league. :oops: :oops: So embarrassing.
This joker. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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The pocketing of Erleasy Peasy - Volume 2.
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Roy Keane on ErlingHaaland: 🗣
"Erling Haaland's level of playing in general is that of a 4th division player." "
"In front of goal, he is the best in the world but his overall game, for such a player, is so bad." 👌

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Keane thinks Haaland's general play (outside finishing) is like that of "a League 2 player".

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Well, I think he’s better than either one of those commentators ever was🤔❗️


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Easy Peasy PL.
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Benched. :lol:
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The YeyeMan wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:06 pm Benched. :lol:
the guy is truly a poor footballer. I always knew it when he couldnt outscore people in Norway, Austria and Germany!

I am stunned that he came to England and became the best striker to ever ply in the EPL! destroying the league! i still cant believe it! can you?
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No ‘wegian, no bother. Cometh the hour, cometh the man. Phil Finidi Fiden.
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danfo driver wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:42 pm
The YeyeMan wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:06 pm Benched. :lol:
the guy is truly a poor footballer. I always knew it when he couldnt outscore people in Norway, Austria and Germany!

I am stunned that he came to England and became the best striker to ever ply in the EPL! destroying the league! i still cant believe it! can you?
Nna, I'm stunned old man Harry Kane has already destroyed that useless Bundesliga while prime Haaland never topped the charts.
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More flip flopping than a Havaianas superstore on a trampoline.

Harrison Ogbunigwe, 30 goals at best on home soil, RAFing Bavaria like his grandfather did in ‘45. Bombs away!

Easy peasy Champions Leaguey. Die Steiner? Smashed. El Paella? Battered. La Bolognesa? Pummelled. By who? From where? As it was for Mussolini, Adolf and the Armada. Big Billy Britain bish bash boshing the b*stards!

As for Erling, as it was for Ragnar, Bjorn and Ivar before him. Two words. Alfred! English! Abbreviation, Alf. Inge. Says it all. The Nords know where their knees bend. The New Den, Britannia, Reebok. Pantheons!

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