Erling Haaland

[Coach]

^Albert Hindsightstein is busy with his latest thesis detailing his unspoken prediction of Liverpool’s assault on the Premiership. Of course, should they slip and Chelsea prevail, the curse of Tx and Yeye was ever-present. And the beat goes on.

As for Haaland, he’s a striker, pure and simple. That is his gift and his curse. He offers next to nothing else. With City a shadow of themselves, his limitations are made all the more apparent. Easy peasy indeedy.

[Sleaky72]

This topic has been awfully quiet.

[Coach]

Will Everton at the Etihad be the elusive easy peasy?

[Coach]

Easy work for Jim Tarkowksi. Erling Not Isak looking as lazy as the dancing Uber Eats advert.

[Coach]

Savinho wins a penalty. Looks to be confronting his allergy to end-product. Haaland steps up. They don’t get easier than from 12 yards.

[Coach]

Easy peasy misses the penalty. Comical.

[joplass]

Easy peasy misses the penalty. Comical.

Nothing going good for City. Pickford knows Haaland, at least it looks that way.

[Coach]

Easy. Peasy. Even easier for the “Wingerati”.

[Coach]

He scored! Twice!! Erling King Kiwomya is back.

[Bigpokey24]

city are only 6 points behind assanla let that sink in

[danfo driver]

city are only 6 points behind assanla let that sink in

[Coach]

Erling Ekoku, in pursuit of the all time goal scorer’s title, signs on for 9 more years. Not so easy peasy to achievy, Victor Anichievy.

[danfo driver]

This thread is quiet . . .

[camex]

[The YeyeMan]

Coach, I haven't seen the result yet. How many times did Erling tear net?

Thanks in advance.

Please tell us more about the co-efficient

Co-efficient, ko! Ko-ko efficient, ni!