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airwolex wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 11:55 am Haaland is a great goal scorer oh. His all round game isn't on the level of Mbappe or even Osimhen but still a heack of a baller.
Dude had never won highest goalscorer in any league. Not in Norway, Not in Austria, Not in Germany. NO! He couldnt.

But he came to England and use them to wipe his yansh! The league is very very weak.
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What a difference a team makes, said Harry Kane to Haaland. Will one of our own ‘Arry RAF all the Reichs records? To be continued.
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Haaland is from Norway. His home league is the Norwegian Eliteserien.

Haaland played in Norway, Austria and Germany. Not once did he win the highest goalscorer award.

Kane won the highest goal scorer award 2 times in the EPL.

very weak league. so easy, and tom, d#$% and HARRY can do it. Easy Peasy!
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An hour in and a disappearing act worthy of Copperfield’s elephant. Guardiola summons King Kevin to make it easy peasy.
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And there it is. The cheat code and Erling restores his Ogbunigwe.
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What a difference a cheat code makes. Another assist for KDB, two for no longer anonymous.
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Easy peasy. Weak sheet league. A player is injured for 2 months, on the shelve, walks back and easily scores 2 goals without breaking a sweat. 36 goals last season, 16 goals this season already! Same player who was never highest goals scorer anywhere?

Easy Peasy! brammall brammal lancashire! :oops: :oops:
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He Owns The League, so easy for the guy. Best Player To Ever Play In Their League. :oops:
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danfo driver wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 4:56 pm He Owns The League, so easy for the guy. Best Player To Ever Play In Their League. :oops:
That weak league is the current Uefa Champions League and Europa Conference League Champions, but carry on.
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packerland wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:09 pm
That weak league is the current Uefa Champions League and Europa Conference League Champions, but carry on.
Cry harder :lol: :lol:
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danfo driver wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:43 pm
packerland wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:09 pm
That weak league is the current Uefa Champions League and Europa Conference League Champions, but carry on.
Cry harder :lol: :lol:
Nah… you’ll be the one crying when another English club wins the CL. You will feint if my Arsenal were to do it 😂
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packerland wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:02 pm
danfo driver wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:43 pm
packerland wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:09 pm
That weak league is the current Uefa Champions League and Europa Conference League Champions, but carry on.
Cry harder :lol: :lol:
Nah… you’ll be the one crying when another English club wins the CL. You will feint if my Arsenal were to do it 😂
wah wah wah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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packerland wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:09 pm
danfo driver wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 4:56 pm He Owns The League, so easy for the guy. Best Player To Ever Play In Their League. :oops:
That weak league is the current Uefa Champions League and Europa Conference League Champions, but carry on.
I dey laugh.
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Mr. Piffington wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:06 pm
packerland wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:09 pm
danfo driver wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 4:56 pm He Owns The League, so easy for the guy. Best Player To Ever Play In Their League. :oops:
That weak league is the current Uefa Champions League and Europa Conference League Champions, but carry on.
I dey laugh.
50 goals in 51 starts for a man who cannot attain highest goals scorer in Norway, Austria and Germany is enough to make one laugh with pain. :lol: :lol: :lol: Easy peasy! Kid showed up and is dancing atilogwu on the league. :rotf:
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Meanwhile, Kane is making a mockery of the Bundesliga. Something Erling couldn't do.
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danfo driver wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:26 pm
Mr. Piffington wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:06 pm
packerland wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:09 pm
danfo driver wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 4:56 pm He Owns The League, so easy for the guy. Best Player To Ever Play In Their League. :oops:
That weak league is the current Uefa Champions League and Europa Conference League Champions, but carry on.
I dey laugh.
50 goals in 51 starts for a man who cannot attain highest goals scorer in Norway, Austria and Germany is enough to make one laugh with pain. :lol: :lol: :lol: Easy peasy! Kid showed up and is dancing atilogwu on the league. :rotf:
Stop telling lies. He has averaged a goal per game at Dortmund and Red Bull. See the link below

https://www.nbcsports.com/soccer/news/e ... in-2023-24

Then explain how Jude Bellingham is scoring at Real Madrid at a better rate than when he was at Dortmund? It’s all about playmakers. At Red Bull, Halland was playing alongside Patson Daka(Div 2). At man city he has the best players feeding him the ball and an all-time coach in Pep. Bellingham too has the same quality of players and an all-time coach in Ancelloti.
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The YeyeMan wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:12 pm Meanwhile, Kane is making a mockery of the Bundesliga. Something Erling couldn't do.
Bayern has better players than Dortmund. Dortmund is a feeder club that happens to be good at scouting. They couldn’t even win the league when Bayern was at their lowest.
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packerland wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:25 pm
danfo driver wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:26 pm

50 goals in 51 starts for a man who cannot attain highest goals scorer in Norway, Austria and Germany is enough to make one laugh with pain. :lol: :lol: :lol: Easy peasy! Kid showed up and is dancing atilogwu on the league. :rotf:
Stop telling lies. He has averaged a goal per game at Dortmund and Red Bull. See the link below

Can you confirm the lie? Has he ever attained highest goal scorer in Austria, Germany or even Norway?

I await your response.
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The YeyeMan wrote: Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:12 pm Meanwhile, Kane is making a mockery of the Bundesliga. Something Erling couldn't do.
Exactly! You get the point. Erling couldnt do it in Bundesliga, Austria and Norway. Couldnt! But comes to the EPL and he completely destroys the league without breaking a sweat. Such a weak league.

P.s- I see you are back. :wink: :D
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I never left. :D
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The YeyeMan wrote: Sun Feb 11, 2024 12:02 am I never left. :D
Neither did Erling! :D
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Away at the Bridge Sir Stanley Matheus Cunha? Hat trick. At home to Chelsea, more misses than Kenya’s Akuku Danger. 10 minutes away from handing over City’s title to whoever wants it. Comical.
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Another game another Rodri rescue job. Easy peasy indeedy. Wilfred Ndidi.

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