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Erling Haaland

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:34 am
by danfo driver
He has played in the Norwegian, Austrian and German league. Yet, he couldn't destroy those leagues as much as he is destroying the english league. He was fantastic in those leagues, but the defenses in those leagues seem to be better prepared to defend against him. How poor is the english league? :oops: :oops:

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 7:53 am
by Bigpokey24
The epl is too hyped

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:38 am
by cic old boy
danfo driver wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:34 am He has played in the Norwegian, Austrian and German league. Yet, he couldn't destroy those leagues as much as he is destroying the english league. He was fantastic in those leagues, but the defenses in those leagues seem to be better prepared to defend against him. How poor is the english league? :oops: :oops:
The EPL is poor in quality. The so-called "excitement" is usually down to comical defending. But Haaland wasn't playing with the sort of players he has at City in the other leagues. That said, he is a clinical finisher, but not very good as a player. His advantage to City is that he will bury the sort of chances Jesus and Sterling used to miss.

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 2:15 pm
by azuka
danfo driver wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:34 am He has played in the Norwegian, Austrian and German league. Yet, he couldn't destroy those leagues as much as he is destroying the english league. He was fantastic in those leagues, but the defenses in those leagues seem to be better prepared to defend against him. How poor is the english league? :oops: :oops:
it is not about the quality of the EPL, it is rather the quality of the players and coaching in Man City. Which of those clubs he played for in those countries you listed have a player in the calibre of KDB for example?

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:37 pm
by danfo driver
cic old boy wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 11:38 am
danfo driver wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:34 am He has played in the Norwegian, Austrian and German league. Yet, he couldn't destroy those leagues as much as he is destroying the english league. He was fantastic in those leagues, but the defenses in those leagues seem to be better prepared to defend against him. How poor is the english league? :oops: :oops:
The EPL is poor in quality. The so-called "excitement" is usually down to comical defending. But Haaland wasn't playing with the sort of players he has at City in the other leagues. That said, he is a clinical finisher, but not very good as a player. His advantage to City is that he will bury the sort of chances Jesus and Sterling used to miss.
I have watched Haaland at City -- 90% of his games. And I agree with Guardiola that he is not anywhere close to performing at his best. His goals so far at City isn't because of the players he is playing with. Watch the two goals yesterday. Just imagine how he will be when that becomes the case.

As you rightfully mentioned, Sterling and Jesus played at City, as well. And even Aguero played with "these players" at City and none of them have gotten these numbers in relation to the games played.

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:40 pm
by danfo driver
Bigpokey24 wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 7:53 am The epl is too hyped
Its remarkable how easy the league is. I saw Haaland at Salzburg and my goodness, he was devastating! More devastating than he has been at City -- and I mean all around play and deadliness. @City, you can tell he is not close to 80% sef. And Pep confirmed that the other day. However, even not at 100%, he has made a mockery of the league

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:50 pm
by danfo driver
azuka wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 2:15 pm
danfo driver wrote: Fri Dec 30, 2022 4:34 am He has played in the Norwegian, Austrian and German league. Yet, he couldn't destroy those leagues as much as he is destroying the english league. He was fantastic in those leagues, but the defenses in those leagues seem to be better prepared to defend against him. How poor is the english league? :oops: :oops:
it is not about the quality of the EPL, it is rather the quality of the players and coaching in Man City. Which of those clubs he played for in those countries you listed have a player in the calibre of KDB for example?
hmm, you do have a point. Gabby Jesus had the calibre of KDB and was highest goalscorer every season. :D

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2022 1:15 pm
by Coach
“As-salamu alaykum” said Cristiano Anwar Saladin Bin Rashid and with a mighty roar of “Allahu Akbar” 84 goals in 196 games became 311 in 292. Then came the turn of the Holy Roman Empire, “Allahu Akbar” and with that deafening cry, 81 crashed in, in 98 games.

Will Rashid find it as easy in the desert as he did elsewhere?

Social media bots. Gone are the days of looking into the whirlwind, it’s dot com castles and QWERTY crowns. Strange fruit harvested generations too soon.

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:31 pm
by YemiBrazil
He has done it again! 1-0 vs Everton

Goal No 27 in all competition.
Goal No 21 in the EPL.

Countdown to 60 in all.

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:41 pm
by danfo driver
Easy peasy! Very easy league. :oops:

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:42 pm
by danfo driver
YemiBrazil wrote: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:31 pm He has done it again! 1-0 vs Everton

Goal No 27 in all competition.
Goal No 21 in the EPL.

Countdown to 60 in all.
My bro! Happy New Year!

The kid is not even trying anymore. Just walking the weak league.

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2022 5:46 pm
by YemiBrazil
danfo driver wrote: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:42 pm
YemiBrazil wrote: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:31 pm He has done it again! 1-0 vs Everton

Goal No 27 in all competition.
Goal No 21 in the EPL.

Countdown to 60 in all.
My bro! Happy New Year!

The kid is not even trying anymore. Just walking the weak league.
Same to you bro.

Yes, it's scary
:D

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 12:38 am
by The YeyeMan
Walking the league into 2nd place. :thumbs:

Anyway, he's used to this from his time at Dortmund.

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 5:23 am
by furiously frank
Did he ever won the highest goal scorer in the Bundesliga?

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2023 5:03 pm
by danfo driver
furiously frank wrote: Sun Jan 01, 2023 5:23 am Did he ever won the highest goal scorer in the Bundesliga?
He has NEVER been highest goals scorer in the league, in his entirely life. Not in Norway, not in Austria and not in Germany.

Yet, he comes to England and he is walking the league like he is playing with kindergarten kids. Easy peasy! Such a weak league. :oops:

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:39 pm
by The YeyeMan
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Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:03 pm
by Coach
Einsteinian after the event once the next goal goes in. If Haaland hits 30, that’s a very good return. 35 splendid. 40? Other worldly. Easiest league by far.

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:19 pm
by YemiBrazil
I still believe. One or two hat tricks here and there will silence the haters :taunt:

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2023 6:49 pm
by danfo driver
YemiBrazil wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:19 pm I still believe. One or two hat tricks here and there will silence the haters :taunt:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 5:07 am
by The YeyeMan
Coach wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:03 pm Einsteinian after the event once the next goal goes in. If Haaland hits 30, that’s a very good return. 35 splendid. 40? Other worldly. Easiest league by far.
Yep. They will twerk when he scores against the next useless opponent. But no goals in the games vs United, Liverpool, Chelsea.... and for all his firepower they're still only second. Interesting. :D

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2023 10:51 am
by Bigpokey24
Glad he has slowed down a bit . Make bobo pity the epl . Hopefully he scores 9 goals vs assanal when they are done meeting 3 times this season

Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:04 am
by danfo driver
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Re: Erling Haaland

Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2023 2:56 am
by The YeyeMan
The YeyeMan wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 5:07 am
Coach wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2023 4:03 pm Einsteinian after the event once the next goal goes in. If Haaland hits 30, that’s a very good return. 35 splendid. 40? Other worldly. Easiest league by far.
Yep. They will twerk when he scores against the next useless opponent. But no goals in the games vs United, Liverpool, Chelsea.... and for all his firepower they're still only second. Interesting. :D
Coach, you see am? :D