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YemiBrazil wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:47 pm Haaland wired Coachito very nice backhand slap yesterday :lol: :lol:
that village literature teacher begin speak in tongues abi. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Useless fowl thought his team will win the league. :D
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YemiBrazil wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 1:39 pm @Coach,
Quote on Erlingbunigwe copied from Page 1 of this thread 8-)
YemiBrazil wrote: Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:31 pm He has done it again! 1-0 vs Everton

Goal No 27 in all competition.
Goal No 21 in the EPL.

Countdown to 60 in all.
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Yeye just dey smell for here. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Fooking coward!
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danfo driver wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 4:00 pm
YemiBrazil wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:47 pm Haaland wired Coachito very nice backhand slap yesterday :lol: :lol:
that village literature teacher begin speak in tongues abi. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Useless fowl thought his team will win the league. :D
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: E still dey do Coach like film trick
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The YeyeCoward has refused to rear his ugly head abi? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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@Yemi, obrigado! Two words. William Ralph Dixie Dean. Much as Ronaldos aren’t all the same, 60 goals aren’t too. There’s 60 and then there’s SIXTY. Honorable W.R ‘Dike’ Dixie Dean, 60 league goals, 39 games. The true definition of easy peasy. Can Erlingbunigwe clock the contest?
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Dancing because he scored against Arsenal. :rotf: Get a life, kid.
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: It took the coward 48 hours of healing to calm down before rearing its ugly head. Some people have no dignity. :lol:
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It's taken 45+ years and counting for this clown to get a life. :D
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Can he “do it” do it at the Craven’s Cottage? Porridge on the table, no less than 3 bowls. Too hot? Too cold? Just right?
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Coach wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 2:34 pm Can he “do it” do it at the Craven’s Cottage? Porridge on the table, no less than 3 bowls. Too hot? Too cold? Just right?
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The YeyeMan wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 2:21 pm It's taken 45+ years and counting for this clown to get a life. :D
Yeye dey smell. You mean 50? :D Its been a rotten year for you so far. How na? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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danfo driver the c.unt grabber wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 4:45 pm
The YeyeMan wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 2:21 pm It's taken 45+ years and counting for this clown to get a life. :D
Yeye dey smell. You mean 50? :D Its been a rotten year for you so far. How na? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Not as rotten as your 3 remaining teeth, you meth addicted shi!t slurper! :woot:

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Coach wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 2:34 pm Can he “do it” do it at the Craven’s Cottage? Porridge on the table, no less than 3 bowls. Too hot? Too cold? Just right?
Coach shame no dey catch you? Halaand has scored 50 goals and the bobo is just 22 years old
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Scipio Africanus wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:09 pm
danfo driver the c.unt grabber wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 4:45 pm
The YeyeMan wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 2:21 pm It's taken 45+ years and counting for this clown to get a life. :D
Yeye dey smell. You mean 50? :D Its been a rotten year for you so far. How na? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Not as rotten as your 3 remaining teeth, you meth addicted shi!t slurper! :woot:
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danfo driver the c.unt grabber wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:56 pm
Scipio Africanus wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:09 pm
danfo driver the c.unt grabber wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 4:45 pm
The YeyeMan wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 2:21 pm It's taken 45+ years and counting for this clown to get a life. :D
Yeye dey smell. You mean 50? :D Its been a rotten year for you so far. How na? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Not as rotten as your 3 remaining teeth, you meth addicted shi!t slurper! :woot:
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Wiiiiihhh weeeeehhhhhh weeeeehhhhhhh!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Scipio Africanus wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:59 pm
danfo driver the c.unt grabber wrote: Mon May 01, 2023 5:56 pm
Scipio Africanus wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:09 pm
danfo driver the c.unt grabber wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 4:45 pm
The YeyeMan wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 2:21 pm It's taken 45+ years and counting for this clown to get a life. :D
Yeye dey smell. You mean 50? :D Its been a rotten year for you so far. How na? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Not as rotten as your 3 remaining teeth, you meth addicted shi!t slurper! :woot:
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Wiiiiihhh weeeeehhhhhh weeeeehhhhhhh!! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Highest goals scorer in a season in the history of the league! With games to spare! Walked this weak #$% league.

And this is a guy who has never been highest goal scorer in his life. Played in Norway, In Austria and in Germany. Couldnt do it. Came to England and destroyed the weak league. :oops: :oops:
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Honourable William Dixie Dean.
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Tap-in and penalty merchant. :D
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Easy peasy! :D At this point, its almost like he is just toying with them and mocking their league. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Erlingbunigwe meet Sam. Big. Sam.
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Sir William Ralph “Dixie” Dean. Birkenhead born and bred. Admiral Big Sam Allsrdyce, Dudley. Two words. Loyalty. Protect the king at all costs. Thou shalt not pass.

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