Cybereagles

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 1:20 pm

danfo driver wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:42 pm

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:06 pm Benched.

the guy is truly a poor footballer. I always knew it when he couldnt outscore people in Norway, Austria and Germany!

I am stunned that he came to England and became the best striker to ever ply in the EPL! destroying the league! i still cant believe it! can you?

Nna, I'm stunned old man Harry Kane has already destroyed that useless Bundesliga while prime Haaland never topped the charts.

Coach wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:34 pm Nowt but tomfoolery. The Nords were lured into a false sense of confidence. Given land to till with their superior farming skills, wenches to wife and sire six foot Britons henceforth. But when it mattered most, our Fred, Al-Fred, one of our own. T.I.E, This Is England, not Oslo you dozy Northern b*stard!

Coach wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 4:34 pm Nowt but tomfoolery. The Nords were lured into a false sense of confidence. Given land to till with their superior farming skills, wenches to wife and sire six foot Britons henceforth. But when it mattered most, our Fred, Al-Fred, one of our own. T.I.E, This Is England, not Oslo you dozy Northern b*stard!

Coach wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:33 am The Normans were a pick n mix of all sorts, Germanic barbarians, French, Dutch and once upon a time Vikings. Yes, the cocktail prevailed in 1066, bringing their genes to help our Suzy fill hers with curve and girth. And when our boys wanted our Britain back? Seven bells knocked out of those dozy mix breeds. Arise King Henry II. Long live the King.

Does the pattern seem familiar? Give them a season or two then reduce them to loyal subjects.

Coach wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:34 am As for being the best ever after one season, the very same rhetoric has the five minute first timer, telling the deflowered Daisy beside him, “I’m the best you’ll ever have”. By the laws of the playground, absolutely. No further questions your Honour.

Coach wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2024 7:16 pm William of Normandy was a distant relation of Rollo and hence can be traced to Vikingdom. How many generations had passed between the two? How diluted was the Viking bloodline? Billy was more French than anything else.

If one is to play the distant ancestry card, then it could be argued, the most rabid of pale skinned confederate flag slave traders was of African descent by the time the nth reduction is reached.

The last true Viking invasion was thwarted at Stamford Bridge. Ordinary Stamford Bridge where Wolverhampton Wanderers, Brentford and Notts Forest have prevailed. Harald Haaland, sorry Hardrada, King apparently, Viking through and through, flogged mercilessly.

T.I.E. This. Is. England.

Coach wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2024 4:02 am Revisionism? Hardly. A well worn topic of debate amongst Nordic historians. The distant relation to Rollo, King of Normandie has never been denounced. The “Vikingness” on the other hand, absolutely. Ethnoculturally, Billy the B*stard was/is French. Once upon a time the Normans were pure breeds, by Bill’s time the Viking blood was thoroughly diluted by successions of Jean-Pierres and Antoinettes. Alf Inge Hardly!

In the school playgrounds he certainly had the “my great, great, great granddad is stronger than yours” card up his sleeve. Quantum leaping even further back in time would allow him to use the N word as freely as a Marcy rapper, late night neath the Eiffel Tower, balling so hard mofos can’t stand him.