Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
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Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
Someone said he was slightly better than Uzoho 

Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
NO
Are we smoking & posting again?
Onana still flaps at high crosses.

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Onana still flaps at high crosses.
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He is trash.
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Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
...at least he play in big league and for big club, ain't that what every player aspire to?
Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
Not really. Some aspire to play for their NT, run the FA and die a little while doing so.
Onana should learn from Eto’o.

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Name me a Keeper who doesnt have a weakness. His strengths outweigh his weaknesses.
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Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
Onana has more than one weakness. The problem is some of his weaknesses are really bad too.The Goddess wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 11:17 amName me a Keeper who doesnt have a weakness. His strengths outweighs his weaknesses.
Besides flapping at high crosses, word is he has issues with teammates.
Before you ask to name a player who doesn’t have issues with teammates. I will ask you to name players who quit the NT so close to the WC like Onana.
Word is, he is going to leave his current club due to friction with teammates.
And, how many players got themselves banned for a year for using banned substances?


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You definitely do not have a good mastery of the topic. He did not quit the NT close to the WC. He was there, played the first game and was sent home due to poor management.Kabalega wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 2:33 pmOnana has more than one weakness. The problem is some of his weaknesses are really bad too.The Goddess wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 11:17 amName me a Keeper who doesnt have a weakness. His strengths outweighs his weaknesses.
Besides flapping at high crosses, word is he has issues with teammates.
Before you ask to name a player who doesn’t have issues with teammates. I will ask you to name players who quit the NT so close to the WC like Onana.
Word is, he is going to leave his current club due to friction with teammates.
And, how many players got themselves banned for a year for using banned substances?![]()
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Moreover, he has no friction with teammates. The so called friction was him trying to impose himself as the "commandante" of the team. Yep, that´s how he describes himself and position.
You re extremely disingenuous to insinuate that someone who reaches the semi finals of the champions league, has a strong chance of getting to the finals and winning the damn thing, doesnt belong to one of the best in world. Shame on you for intellectual dishonesty.
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Your Goddessness, is Onana your dreamland boyfriend? Jest askin'


Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
I touched a nerve?The Goddess wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 8:22 pmYou definitely do not have a good mastery of the topic. He did not quit the NT close to the WC. He was there, played the first game and was sent home due to poor management.Kabalega wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 2:33 pmOnana has more than one weakness. The problem is some of his weaknesses are really bad too.The Goddess wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 11:17 amName me a Keeper who doesnt have a weakness. His strengths outweighs his weaknesses.
Besides flapping at high crosses, word is he has issues with teammates.
Before you ask to name a player who doesn’t have issues with teammates. I will ask you to name players who quit the NT so close to the WC like Onana.
Word is, he is going to leave his current club due to friction with teammates.
And, how many players got themselves banned for a year for using banned substances?![]()
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Moreover, he has no friction with teammates. The so called friction was him trying to impose himself as the "commandante" of the team. Yep, that´s how he describes himself and position.
You re extremely disingenuous to insinuate that someone who reaches the semi finals of the champions league, has a strong chance of getting to the finals and winning the damn thing, doesnt belong to one of the best in world. Shame on you for intellectual dishonesty.
FYI, for a player to quit a team in the middle of the World Cup (forced or otherwise) is a major red flag. Way worse than leaving before the tournament. The only worse sin I can think of is walking out in the middle of a crucial game.
You conveniently didn’t mention Onana’s banned substance use that earned him a one year ban. Maybe I t was a “mistake” but he lost the appeal and should have known. Losing an appeal doesn’t look good.
By your definition, this crime of omission on your part, is the real intellectual dishonesty.
The so called friction was him trying to impose himself as the "commandante" of the team. Yep, that´s how he describes himself and position




Was Onana trying to be the Paul Biya (a dictator, in case you think it’s a good thing) of the Cameroon Lions?



Imagine.a player trying to be a dictator in the middle of the World Cup. How is this OK?
Who wants such toxic behavior disrupting the camp in the middle of a big mission?
For you to see no issue with this, is very troubling.
There are many good goalies around the world who do NOT play in the UEFA champions league. Does that make them worse goalies than Onana? The UEFA champion league is not representative of the whole world.
Before you get unhinged again. I agree, Onana is one of the best; the best 15 goalies in the world.



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I now understand why Ohsee calls you MumugandanKabalega wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 9:09 amI touched a nerve?The Goddess wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 8:22 pmYou definitely do not have a good mastery of the topic. He did not quit the NT close to the WC. He was there, played the first game and was sent home due to poor management.Kabalega wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 2:33 pmOnana has more than one weakness. The problem is some of his weaknesses are really bad too.The Goddess wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 11:17 amName me a Keeper who doesnt have a weakness. His strengths outweighs his weaknesses.
Besides flapping at high crosses, word is he has issues with teammates.
Before you ask to name a player who doesn’t have issues with teammates. I will ask you to name players who quit the NT so close to the WC like Onana.
Word is, he is going to leave his current club due to friction with teammates.
And, how many players got themselves banned for a year for using banned substances?![]()
![]()
Moreover, he has no friction with teammates. The so called friction was him trying to impose himself as the "commandante" of the team. Yep, that´s how he describes himself and position.
You re extremely disingenuous to insinuate that someone who reaches the semi finals of the champions league, has a strong chance of getting to the finals and winning the damn thing, doesnt belong to one of the best in world. Shame on you for intellectual dishonesty.
FYI, for a player to quit a team in the middle of the World Cup (forced or otherwise) is a major red flag. Way worse than leaving before the tournament. The only worse sin I can think of is walking out in the middle of a crucial game.
You conveniently didn’t mention Onana’s banned substance use that earned him a one year ban. Maybe I t was a “mistake” but he lost the appeal and should have known. Losing an appeal doesn’t look good.
By your definition, this crime of omission on your part, is the real intellectual dishonesty.
The so called friction was him trying to impose himself as the "commandante" of the team. Yep, that´s how he describes himself and position![]()
Imposing himself as a leader?
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Was Onana trying to be the Paul Biya (a dictator, in case you think it’s a good thing) of the Cameroon Lions?![]()
![]()
![]()
Imagine.a player trying to be a dictator in the middle of the World Cup. How is this OK?
Who wants such toxic behavior disrupting the camp in the middle of a big mission?
For you to see no issue with this, is very troubling.
There are many good goalies around the world who do NOT play in the UEFA champions league. Does that make them worse goalies than Onana? The UEFA champion league is not representative of the whole world.
Before you get unhinged again. I agree, Onana is one of the best; the best 15 goalies in the world.![]()
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I can smell your badbellism from a thousand kilometers. When he wins the champions which is the heighest competition after the world cup, you ll again shift goalposts to justify why he isnt good enough. If they were better Keepers around the world, why arent they known? Onana is there due to his talent and not luck as you ll like to believe.
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Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
I see the problem is here is your idea of the world is all that revolves around “The Goddess.”The Goddess wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 5:59 pmI now understand why Ohsee calls you MumugandanKabalega wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 9:09 amI touched a nerve?The Goddess wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 8:22 pmYou definitely do not have a good mastery of the topic. He did not quit the NT close to the WC. He was there, played the first game and was sent home due to poor management.Kabalega wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 2:33 pmOnana has more than one weakness. The problem is some of his weaknesses are really bad too.The Goddess wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 11:17 amName me a Keeper who doesnt have a weakness. His strengths outweighs his weaknesses.
Besides flapping at high crosses, word is he has issues with teammates.
Before you ask to name a player who doesn’t have issues with teammates. I will ask you to name players who quit the NT so close to the WC like Onana.
Word is, he is going to leave his current club due to friction with teammates.
And, how many players got themselves banned for a year for using banned substances?![]()
![]()
Moreover, he has no friction with teammates. The so called friction was him trying to impose himself as the "commandante" of the team. Yep, that´s how he describes himself and position.
You re extremely disingenuous to insinuate that someone who reaches the semi finals of the champions league, has a strong chance of getting to the finals and winning the damn thing, doesnt belong to one of the best in world. Shame on you for intellectual dishonesty.
FYI, for a player to quit a team in the middle of the World Cup (forced or otherwise) is a major red flag. Way worse than leaving before the tournament. The only worse sin I can think of is walking out in the middle of a crucial game.
You conveniently didn’t mention Onana’s banned substance use that earned him a one year ban. Maybe I t was a “mistake” but he lost the appeal and should have known. Losing an appeal doesn’t look good.
By your definition, this crime of omission on your part, is the real intellectual dishonesty.
The so called friction was him trying to impose himself as the "commandante" of the team. Yep, that´s how he describes himself and position![]()
Imposing himself as a leader?
![]()
![]()
Was Onana trying to be the Paul Biya (a dictator, in case you think it’s a good thing) of the Cameroon Lions?![]()
![]()
![]()
Imagine.a player trying to be a dictator in the middle of the World Cup. How is this OK?
Who wants such toxic behavior disrupting the camp in the middle of a big mission?
For you to see no issue with this, is very troubling.
There are many good goalies around the world who do NOT play in the UEFA champions league. Does that make them worse goalies than Onana? The UEFA champion league is not representative of the whole world.
Before you get unhinged again. I agree, Onana is one of the best; the best 15 goalies in the world.![]()
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Why should I reply to all your points which are filled with half truths and lies? You sound like the tabloids whose sole aim is to cause sensationalism, worse racists who give no one the benefit of the doubt. His ban was reduced from 12 to 9 months becuase they understood such errors can occur. I´m sure you re a perfect human without errors.
I can smell your badbellism from a thousand kilometers. When he wins the champions which is the heighest competition after the world cup, you ll again shift goalposts to justify why he isnt good enough. If they were better Keepers around the world, why arent they known? Onana is there due to his talent and not luck as you ll like to believe.

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Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
The Goddess wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 6:00 pmBadbelle![]()
Ohsee how bodi?![]()

Your Goddessness, bodi still dey inside cloth, but barely. We are suffering the ravages of rampant inflation in Canada. I am retired now, and a grandpapa. Time flies and things change eh?
I grant that Onana is a decent goalkeeper who is much better than Uzoho. But the best in the world? Let us talk about Courtois, let us discuss Ederson, let us argue about Oblak, let us even whisper about Alisson. These are the best in my view.
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If Inter Milan wins the UEFA Champions League, he’ll have to be considered among the best in the world. In spite of what the senile ohsee thinks, you don’t get to play for Inter and win the Champions League without being one of the best in the worldThe Goddess wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 6:00 pmBadbelle![]()
Ohsee how bodi?![]()
Cheers.
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TonyTheTigerKiller wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 1:49 amIf Inter Milan wins the UEFA Champions League, he’ll have to be considered among the best in the world. In spite of what the senile ohsee thinks, you don’t get to play for Inter and win the Champions League without being one of the best in the worldThe Goddess wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 6:00 pmBadbelle![]()
Ohsee how bodi?![]()
Cheers.

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And what could be more evidence of senility than this wack claim that because a goalkeeper plays in a team that wins the Champions League, he must be among the best in the world?




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oblak? you must not be watching much soccer in retirement, i can't blame you for one, you didn't watch much when you were a working man twenty years ago.ohsee wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 3:31 pmThe Goddess wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 6:00 pmBadbelle![]()
Ohsee how bodi?![]()
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Your Goddessness, bodi still dey inside cloth, but barely. We are suffering the ravages of rampant inflation in Canada. I am retired now, and a grandpapa. Time flies and things change eh?
I grant that Onana is a decent goalkeeper who is much better than Uzoho. But the best in the world? Let us talk about Courtois, let us discuss Ederson, let us argue about Oblak, let us even whisper about Alisson. These are the best in my view.
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Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
King Futcha wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 11:48 pmoblak? you must not be watching much soccer in retirement, i can't blame you for one, you didn't watch much when you were a working man twenty years ago.ohsee wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 3:31 pmThe Goddess wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 6:00 pmBadbelle![]()
Ohsee how bodi?![]()
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Your Goddessness, bodi still dey inside cloth, but barely. We are suffering the ravages of rampant inflation in Canada. I am retired now, and a grandpapa. Time flies and things change eh?
I grant that Onana is a decent goalkeeper who is much better than Uzoho. But the best in the world? Let us talk about Courtois, let us discuss Ederson, let us argue about Oblak, let us even whisper about Alisson. These are the best in my view.

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Poisoned chalice. At one point, Eggy Mendy was afforded such accolade. Now, he’s mere scrambled egg.
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Ohsee, you´re pardonned becuase we in the committee have found your knowledge of soccer wanting. If it was about ancient Egypt, we´ll give you your props.ohsee wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 3:31 pmThe Goddess wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 6:00 pmBadbelle![]()
Ohsee how bodi?![]()
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Your Goddessness, bodi still dey inside cloth, but barely. We are suffering the ravages of rampant inflation in Canada. I am retired now, and a grandpapa. Time flies and things change eh?
I grant that Onana is a decent goalkeeper who is much better than Uzoho. But the best in the world? Let us talk about Courtois, let us discuss Ederson, let us argue about Oblak, let us even whisper about Alisson. These are the best in my view.

Ill put only Courtois above Onana. Ill say he´s on par with Ederson and above Allison.
What are you doing on retirement? I hope you finally got to writing that book not only changing grandchilds diapers.

Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
The Goddess wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 10:25 amOhsee, you´re pardonned becuase we in the committee have found your knowledge of soccer wanting. If it was about ancient Egypt, we´ll give you your props.ohsee wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 3:31 pmThe Goddess wrote: ↑Sat May 13, 2023 6:00 pmBadbelle![]()
Ohsee how bodi?![]()
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Your Goddessness, bodi still dey inside cloth, but barely. We are suffering the ravages of rampant inflation in Canada. I am retired now, and a grandpapa. Time flies and things change eh?
I grant that Onana is a decent goalkeeper who is much better than Uzoho. But the best in the world? Let us talk about Courtois, let us discuss Ederson, let us argue about Oblak, let us even whisper about Alisson. These are the best in my view.![]()
Ill put only Courtois above Onana. Ill say he´s on par with Ederson and above Allison.
What are you doing on retirement? I hope you finally got to writing that book not only changing grandchilds diapers.![]()


Your Goddessness, just because you are yabbing me, I will watch Inter vs AC this afternoon. Last game, I fell asleep because it was so boring and AC was not testing Onana. Onana cannot be above Alisson; you have not seen Alisson this season, and if Liverpool makes it to a Champions League spot, it is because of the peerless Alisson. Alisson is Brazil's starting goalkeeper above Ederson. The only problem I have with Alisson is that he makes dumb decisions every 10 games or so, when he tries to dribble when he should just boot the ball into the stands.
I give Onana his props. An African goalkeeper keeping for one of the best clubs in Europe? That's something. But I hesitate to name him the world's best goalkeeper.
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Re: Is Andre Onana world´s best keeper?
Watching the Inter v AC game. Some questions arise:
1) Is Onana even better than Magnan? On the evidence of this game, your Goddessness, I would say no. Magnan has been solid. I'm glad he will be replacing Iloris for my boyz France soon. Onana has not been tested. When AC meet City or Real, he betta be prepared for some real fire to come his way.
2) How did AC get this far? The team is completely useless except for the goalkeeper.
3) Who told Tomori that he is a central defender? The man is having trouble with an old man like Dzeko? Please find the nearest garbage can and put that guy in there. Let him go and play in China or something.
1) Is Onana even better than Magnan? On the evidence of this game, your Goddessness, I would say no. Magnan has been solid. I'm glad he will be replacing Iloris for my boyz France soon. Onana has not been tested. When AC meet City or Real, he betta be prepared for some real fire to come his way.
2) How did AC get this far? The team is completely useless except for the goalkeeper.
3) Who told Tomori that he is a central defender? The man is having trouble with an old man like Dzeko? Please find the nearest garbage can and put that guy in there. Let him go and play in China or something.