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Vincent Kompany is the new Bayern coach! And he wins the Bundesliga!!!!
Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 11:22 pm
by Scipio Africanus
Next season go sweet o!!!
Re: Vincent Kompany has brought Burnley back to the Premier League!
Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 10:10 am
by Coach
Die Kaiser Vincent King Kompany I, of Bavaria. Early emissions suggest a verbal agreement reached, if finalised, its huge for Black coachdom. Risky, on both sides of the coin. Bayern have been taken to the riverbed by Tuchel, a third placed finish, unthinkable. Hopefully this isn't a Kwartengesque pair of black hands for a sinking ship. If anything, the ship has already sunk, the only way is up. With better players at his disposal hopefully that equates to greater translation of his ideas and philosophy.
@Africanus, change the title and have this a Kaiser Kompany watch thread once the ink is dried.
Re: Vincent Kompany has brought Burnley back to the Premier League!
Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 12:43 pm
by Scipio Africanus
Coach wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 10:10 am
Die Kaiser Vincent King Kompany I, of Bavaria. Early emissions suggest a verbal agreement reached, if finalised, its huge for Black coachdom. Risky, on both sides of the coin. Bayern have been taken to the riverbed by Tuchel, a third placed finish, unthinkable. Hopefully this isn't a Kwarteng else pair of black hands for a sinking ship. If anything, the ship has already sunk, the only way is up. With better players at his disposal hopefully that equates to greater translation of his ideas and philosophy.
@Africanus, change the title and have this a Kaiser Company watch thread once the ink is dried.
That will be monumental news if that happens! Deserving of a brand new thread. Don't want to jinx the bruvva by recycling this one.

Re: Vincent Kompany has brought Burnley back to the Premier League!
Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 1:09 pm
by wiseone
I thought this style of management was being phased out?
https://x.com/FootyHumour/status/1793378141026779235
Re: Vincent Kompany has brought Burnley back to the Premier League!
Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 1:23 pm
by Coach
Knock knock.
Wer ist da?
Craig.
Craig wer?
Craig “golf club” Bellamy you Kraut Kuntz. Bosh!
Nein!
Nein? Nine iron ya bent Bratwurst bast*rd. Wallop!
Re: Vincent Kompany has brought Burnley back to the Premier League!
Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 2:44 pm
by Sleaky72
Really hope Kompany succeeds if given the gig.
If appointed, I’ll be watching every game
Re: Vincent Kompany has brought Burnley back to the Premier League!
Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 3:49 pm
by balo
And took them right back.
Re: Vincent Kompany has brought Burnley back to the Premier League!
Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 3:51 pm
by balo
Life about to balance for him sha!
Re: Vincent Kompany has brought Burnley back to the Premier League!
Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 5:57 pm
by balo
Re: Vincent Kompany has brought Burnley back to the Premier League!
Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 6:03 pm
by Sleaky72
So happy for VK!
Hope he’s successful
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Fri May 24, 2024 12:22 am
by ANC
wait a minute, his team was relegated and he was rewarded with this?
Wow
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Fri May 24, 2024 5:43 pm
by joao
ANC wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 12:22 am
wait a minute, his team was relegated and he was rewarded with this?
Wow
You are starting to understand the argument about,
' Who makes a team successful, the players or the coach?'
Now think further to which team is likely to be successful - a talented team with a bad coach, or Guardiola at Burnley?
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Fri May 24, 2024 5:54 pm
by Siddonlook11
Abeg wey the confirmation, hope say dem never "burn" ley " the deal o those yeye burnley people .

Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 3:44 am
by mcal
...I hope our for SEs are watching as former players from their era are climbing and coaching, even heard Wayne Rooney is about to land a gig somewhere soon.
But our collective veteran SEs wan free coach appointment as national coach so they can get free house, free car, free house girl, free boy-boy, free gate man, free police, free echetrams echetrams.
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 12:55 pm
by Bigpokey24
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 2:29 pm
by packerland
mcal wrote: ↑Sat May 25, 2024 3:44 am
...I hope our for SEs are watching as former players from their era are climbing and coaching, even heard Wayne Rooney is about to land a gig somewhere soon.
But our collective veteran SEs wan free coach appointment as national coach so they can get free house, free car, free house girl, free boy-boy, free gate man, free police, free echetrams echetrams.
I get your point but remove Rooney from the list. The guy has failed everywhere he has coached. Na big name and the desire for an English man to become successful is what’s getting him jobs. Even Lampard has had more crack at it than he deserves.
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 3:29 pm
by mcal
packerland wrote: ↑Sat May 25, 2024 2:29 pm
mcal wrote: ↑Sat May 25, 2024 3:44 am
...I hope our for SEs are watching as former players from their era are climbing and coaching, even heard Wayne Rooney is about to land a gig somewhere soon.
But our collective veteran SEs wan free coach appointment as national coach so they can get free house, free car, free house girl, free boy-boy, free gate man, free police, free echetrams echetrams.
I get your point but remove Rooney from the list. The guy has failed everywhere he has coached. Na big name and the desire for an English man to become successful is what’s getting him jobs. Even Lampard has had more crack at it than he deserves.
...granted about Rooney, but the guy has played at the MLS and coached before going back to his homeland.
Our SE veterans need to aspire such, venture out or acquire laurels within the local league.
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sat May 25, 2024 3:36 pm
by balo
You have to make your own luck. Take a leap of faith!
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 5:12 pm
by wiseone
Bayern specialises in providing redemption to out of favour people:
Gnabry (failed to make the grade at Arsenal and WBA, where WBA manager Tony Pulis said he was "not at the required level" to play for WBA).
Eric Dier (a reserve at Spurs) - now starts for Bayern ahead of Kim.
Choupo-Moting (ex Stoke and PSG reserve)
Robben - released by Real Madrid in order to make way for Ronaldo. Went on to become a Bayern legend.
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 6:28 pm
by Scipio Africanus
wiseone wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 5:12 pm
Bayern specialises in providing redemption to out of favour people:
Gnabry (failed to make the grade at Arsenal and WBA, where WBA manager Tony Pulis said he was "not at the required level" to play for WBA).
Eric Dier (a reserve at Spurs) - now starts for Bayern ahead of Kim.
Choupo-Moting (ex Stoke and PSG reserve)
Robben - released by Real Madrid in order to make way for Ronaldo. Went on to become a Bayern legend.
It’s a German thing. They like to get great value at low prices
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 7:03 pm
by ANC
wiseone wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 5:12 pm
Bayern specialises in providing redemption to out of favour people:
Gnabry (failed to make the grade at Arsenal and WBA, where WBA manager Tony Pulis said he was "not at the required level" to play for WBA).
Eric Dier (a reserve at Spurs) - now starts for Bayern ahead of Kim.
Choupo-Moting (ex Stoke and PSG reserve)
Robben - released by Real Madrid in order to make way for Ronaldo. Went on to become a Bayern legend.
Imagine if NFF had hired him (Kompany) to coach SE, this site would have shut down and NFF set ablaze by VE.
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 7:50 pm
by wiseone
Exactly. Joachim Low managing Germany

for 8 years before winning a trophy

or Aliou Cisse managing Senegal

for the same amount of time before winning a trophy, would never be tolerated in Nigeria

.
ANC wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 7:03 pm
Imagine if NFF had hired him (Kompany) to coach SE, this site would have shut down and NFF set ablaze by VE.
Re: Vincent Kompany about to land Bayern gig!
Posted: Sun May 26, 2024 11:10 pm
by Sleaky72
ANC wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 7:03 pm
wiseone wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 5:12 pm
Bayern specialises in providing redemption to out of favour people:
Gnabry (failed to make the grade at Arsenal and WBA, where WBA manager Tony Pulis said he was "not at the required level" to play for WBA).
Eric Dier (a reserve at Spurs) - now starts for Bayern ahead of Kim.
Choupo-Moting (ex Stoke and PSG reserve)
Robben - released by Real Madrid in order to make way for Ronaldo. Went on to become a Bayern legend.
Imagine if NFF had hired him (Kompany) to coach SE, this site would have shut down and NFF set ablaze by VE.
OMG!
What a great point!