Sofyan Amrabat’s Form Sucks Ever Since ManU Move

[Kabalega]

What happened to the guy?
He was one of the standout players at the World Cup, but is now a pale shadow of his former self.

What did they do to him?

[Coach]

Johnny Cash money. Nowadays he buffs the baldy and shapes up the beard 4 times a week. Never a day when there’s signs of regrowth. Paul Pogbatics, if one keeps the hair dyed, there’s no stage for the struggle. Sofyan landed at Old Trafford and assumed the title of Alawid. In his head, he’s clocked the game. In reality, he’s being benched by GCSE student Kobie Maino.

A freshly sliced lemon run across his crown after a shave should be the perfect antidote.

[Kabalega]

Johnny Cash money. Nowadays he buffs the baldy and shapes up the beard 4 times a week. Never a day when there’s signs of regrowth. Paul Pogbatics, if one keeps the hair dyed, there’s no stage for the struggle. Sofyan landed at Old Trafford and assumed the title of Alawid. In his head, he’s clocked the game. In reality, he’s being benched by GCSE student Kobie Maino.

A freshly sliced lemon rum across his crown after the latest cut, should be the perfect antidote.

It’s a pity. A closer look at ManU reveals a troubling trend. Many good players lost their form after moving to ManU. Why?

[packerland]

Johnny Cash money. Nowadays he buffs the baldy and shapes up the beard 4 times a week. Never a day when there’s signs of regrowth. Paul Pogbatics, if one keeps the hair dyed, there’s no stage for the struggle. Sofyan landed at Old Trafford and assumed the title of Alawid. In his head, he’s clocked the game. In reality, he’s being benched by GCSE student Kobie Maino.

A freshly sliced lemon rum across his crown after the latest cut, should be the perfect antidote.

you crack me up sometimes

[airwolex]

He is playing exactly how he has always played. Like Kalebega said, the issue for them is in the final 3rd. Perhaps they should have started the game with the striker that won the penalty.

[mcal]

Johnny Cash money. Nowadays he buffs the baldy and shapes up the beard 4 times a week. Never a day when there’s signs of regrowth. Paul Pogbatics, if one keeps the hair dyed, there’s no stage for the struggle. Sofyan landed at Old Trafford and assumed the title of Alawid. In his head, he’s clocked the game. In reality, he’s being benched by GCSE student Kobie Maino.

A freshly sliced lemon rum across his crown after the latest cut, should be the perfect antidote.

It’s a pity. A closer look at ManU reveals a troubling trend. Many good players lost their form after moving to ManU. Why?

...culture shock upon arrival can do damages to a person psychic.

[YUJAM]

He had a great WC but I don't think he was a standout player for his club side before that.

[felarey]

He actually had a good AFCON (minus the red card) but Coach is hilarious. Lots doing that at Utd right now.

[wiseone]

Di Maria
Maguire
Mata
Mkhitaryan
Mount
Pogba
Sanchez
Sancho
Varane

The list of careers damaged or ruined at Manchester United is long.

ManU reveals a troubling trend. Many good players lost their form after moving to ManU. Why?

[Coach]

United have no identity, no playing style, no system or strategy. Any given Saturday it's "turn up and see what happens". Very much the rhetoric of their tomfoolery in the transfer market. None of it makes sense. In truth, was it ever intended to?

[felarey]

Di Maria
Maguire
Mata
Mkhitaryan
Mount
Pogba
Sanchez
Sancho
Varane

The list of careers damaged or ruined at Manchester United is long.

ManU reveals a troubling trend. Many good players lost their form after moving to ManU. Why?

Those guys were paid huge Gs to be at Utd. If anything, it's the club and fans that were left holding the bag. Varane is on 340Gs/week pounds sterling, yet he let div 3 player from Newport run across him in the box last week to score. He was piss poor in that game, since then, he's picked up another 700Gs. Some didn't fit in like Di Maria and Van Gaal, some injury prone. Then there's huge wastes of money like Mount (never seen a guy look so busy on a pitch yet adds no value), his career was going nowhere yet junior made him one of his galacticos ala Antony 82M, Sancho 73M, Onana 48M etc.