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This guy struggled in France and he has come to English Football and demolished them. 2 goals every game like he owns the league and country. Quite embarrassing.

Haaland has done it for fun and now Asensio.

danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 3:56 am This guy struggled in France and he has come to English Football and demolished them. 2 goals every game like he owns the league and country. Quite embarrassing.

Haaland has done it for fun and now Asensio.

Cardiff are 19th in the Championship.

19th.

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 3:58 am

danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 3:56 am This guy struggled in France and he has come to English Football and demolished them. 2 goals every game like he owns the league and country. Quite embarrassing.

Haaland has done it for fun and now Asensio.

Cardiff are 19th in the Championship.

19th.

Thats nice. Is this in England?

Also, what position is Chelsea and what league do they play in England? Thanks.

danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 4:04 am

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 3:58 am

danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 3:56 am This guy struggled in France and he has come to English Football and demolished them. 2 goals every game like he owns the league and country. Quite embarrassing.

Haaland has done it for fun and now Asensio.

Cardiff are 19th in the Championship.

19th.

Thats nice. Is this in England?

Also, what position is Chelsea and what league do they play in England? Thanks.

You're dancing atilogwu because he scored against a team 19th in the Championship.

19th. Effectively a division 3 team.

@Yeye, one wonders if there’s a midline septum dividing the mouth into two dichotomous entities, a ying and yang of sorts. Each side contradicting the other and both sides talking sh*t. Another TikTok top score.

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 4:24 am

danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 4:04 am

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 3:58 am

danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 3:56 am This guy struggled in France and he has come to English Football and demolished them. 2 goals every game like he owns the league and country. Quite embarrassing.

Haaland has done it for fun and now Asensio.

Cardiff are 19th in the Championship.

19th.

Thats nice. Is this in England?

Also, what position is Chelsea and what league do they play in England? Thanks.

You're dancing atilogwu because he scored against a team 19th in the Championship.

19th. Effectively a division 3 team.

A few questions please.

1. Is the team in England?

2. Is the Championship a division 3 team?

3. what position is Chelsea

4. what league does Chelsea play in England?


Just straight answers, please. Thank you.

Ebou Adams of Derby County (23rd in the Championship) has 4 goals in the league - same number as Asensio.

Is Adams destroying English football too?

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 4:21 pm Ebou Adams of Derby County (23rd in the Championship) has 4 goals in the league - same number as Asensio.

Is Adams destroying English football too?

Please respond to my questions above. Thanks.

OK, I'll answer.

Are we referring to teams in England?
Asensio plays for Aston Villa and Adams plays for Derby County - so yes.

Is the Championship a division 3 league?
Cardiff (who Asensio scored against) and Derby County are currently in a relegation battle in division 2 - so no.

What position are Chelsea (a team Asensio scored against) and Portsmouth (a team Adams has scored against)?
Chelsea are 5th. Portsmouth are 17th. Three places above Cardiff who Asensio scored against.

What league do Chelsea and Cardiff play in?
Chelsea is a Premier league team. Cardiff is a relegation-threatened team in division 2.

Out of interest, what did Asensio do when he played against league leaders Liverpool?
Nothing. Got subbed.

If your conclusion is that Asensio is destroying English football then you must also conclude that Adams is destroying it too.

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 5:11 pm OK, I'll answer.

Are we referring to teams in England?
yes.

Is the Championship a division 3 league?
no.

What position are Chelsea?
Chelsea are 5th.

What league does Chelsea play in England?
Chelsea is a Premier league team.

Great! Thanks.

Consequently, Asensio is destroying teams in both Div 1 and 2 in England -- thus, destroying English Football.

danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 5:35 pm

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 5:11 pm OK, I'll answer.

Are we referring to teams in England?
yes.

Is the Championship a division 3 league?
no.

What position are Chelsea?
Chelsea are 5th.

What league does Chelsea play in England?
Chelsea is a Premier league team.

Great! Thanks.

Consequently, Asensio is destroying teams in both Div 1 and 2 in England -- thus, destroying English Football.

Fail.

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 6:18 pm

danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 5:35 pm

The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 5:11 pm OK, I'll answer.

Are we referring to teams in England?
yes.

Is the Championship a division 3 league?
no.

What position are Chelsea?
Chelsea are 5th.

What league does Chelsea play in England?
Chelsea is a Premier league team.

Great! Thanks.

Consequently, Asensio is destroying teams in both Div 1 and 2 in England -- thus, destroying English Football.

Fail.

Yes, English Football has. Imagine being dominated by a 29 year old has been who failed in France

“Have just realised” this is the same Asensio, once of Real Madrid. Appears to have traded places (of sorts) with Dani Ceballos, who couldn’t get a run out for Arsenal reserves and now sits in Real’s midfield. Football, f word-ing H*ll.

Anthony, who failed spectacularly in England, reducing Spain to rubble. 2 goals, 2 assists. Played the full ninety vs the Mighty Madrid last night and served them gari start to finish. Had Vasquez on toast yet couldn’t drop a stepover vs Luton Town.

Football. F word-ing Hades!

The Chelsea of old would have been the club to bring Asensio to the PL. And he would have cleaned up "biggly".

Chelsea of how old?

Coach wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 2:14 pm Chelsea of how old?

Abramovich's Chelsea.

balo wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 12:55 pm The Chelsea of old would have been the club to bring Asensio to the PL. And he would have cleaned up "biggly".

Asensio is a very interesting one. He had early promise, but FAILED totally in France and look at how he has decimated English football.

Even Isak, was a complete failure in Spain. It was quite embarrassing. He came to England and look at how he is destroying the weaker league. He is head and shoulders above the players there.

Or is it Justin Kluivert who was a total FAILURE in Italy and was thrown out of Roma? He came to England and he is regularly scoring hattricks and dominating the league.

Or should I mention Kulusevski, who FAILED in Italy and was thrown out by Juve? Look at him! Dominating English Football.

I dont know why players find English football very easy. Its always the same story.

Most goals in a debut season for Roma? Tammy Abraham, destroyed Serie A (17 goals) after being reduced to bench fodder at the Bridge.

Rumour has it Old Man Kyle Walker, past his sell by date in the EPL, is now sheriff of the San Siro. Help the aged. Fikayo Tomori enjoying first team football, Christian Pulisic, Milan’s Marvel superhero after struggling to deliver in the Big Smoke.

Horses for courses. Well done to Asensio, hopefully he’ll win something to add to the stellar list of honours amassed over his “not good enough career”. TikTokitis.

Was that Chelsea castaway Billy Gilmour in Napoli’s midfield the other night, carving open the Nezzanurri?

Chronic TikTok Encephalopathy.

Coach wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 12:33 pm Anthony, who failed spectacularly in England, reducing Spain to rubble. 2 goals, 2 assists. Played the full ninety vs the Mighty Madrid last night and served them gari start to finish. Had Vasquez on toast yet couldn’t drop a stepover vs Luton Town.

Football. F word-ing Hades!

A scrub like Anthony using La Liga to wipe his yansh doesn't fit the narrative for the OP.

^Looked like prime time Vinicius on a pitch featuring Vinicius. Football, f word’ing Heliopolis.

Moises Kean, 29 games, 2 goals at Goodison. Bish, bash, boshing them in for Tina of Florence. Up there for the pachichi or is it Pikachu? TikTok Encephalopathy.