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Brian Clough's best ever quote!

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You may have already read the other quotes but this is Cloughies Best!!

It's a cup tie, 10 minutes to go, Forest are down 1 - 0 and they've used all their subs.
For once in his life Stuart "Psycho" Pearce comes off second best in a tackle.

The physio shouts out to Cloughie ... 'He cant go back on, he's taken a knock to the head, he doesn't know who he is.'

Cloughie replies ....'Tell him he's f**king Pele and put him up front.'
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol:

I also like "football is a simple game made complicated by idiots". And "if God wanted football to played in the air, he would have put the pitch in the sky".
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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RudeBoy wrote:You may have already read the other quotes but this is Cloughies Best!!
The physio shouts out to Cloughie ... 'He cant go back on, he's taken a knock to the head, he doesn't know who he is.'

Cloughie replies ....'Tell him he's f**king Pele and put him up front.'

Oh my goodness!!!
This is the funniest shis I've read in a very loooooong tyme. I'm, literally, rolling on the floor right here. Thanks for the comic relieve
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Post by Dodo »

ITs the quick wit that kills u, Cloughie what a dude
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LOL....... thats why i love the Brits. Yet some folks want to say Americans have a better sense of humor....... maybe the black ones.
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Quite funny :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that was funny :lol: A classic from Clough
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Post by original skeepolah »

platinum wrote:LOL....... thats why i love the Brits. Yet some folks want to say Americans have a better sense of humor....... maybe the black ones.



Sorry.....The brits reign in this dept...........
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