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[Scipio Africanus]

A darkened room situated in an undisclosed location. If anyone is brave enough to peer inside, they would be greeted by a pair of off-white, nay, yellow jaundiced eyeballs peeking out from under a foul-smelling, flea-ridden blanket. The owner of the eyeballs has been in this curious position since 12:30PM Eastern US standard time. The 1977 model black and white TV has been toppled out of sheer rage. Not the result that was hoped for. Mmm, mm! The rabbit ears antenna is at a remove of about 15 feet from the ancient upside-down TV set. It is mostly silent in the room.

The silence is occasionally punctuated by intermittent fits of loud inconsolable sobbing, which are themselves terminated by a loud, cataclysmic fart. If anyone cared to listen, there is bitter invective against "the white man". You see, he was fired many decades ago for gross incompetence from his affirmative action secured job as a lawyer. He has never forgiven the white man for that. Said invective has survived the decades much better than his hairline, waistline and tooth count.

To the foul occupant of the equally foul afore-described enclosure, I say there is hope! You may be able to vomit that bile from your never-ending supply onto the Liverpool forum tomorrow.

You are a completely crazy fellow

It was an equally crazy game today! E no go better for Brentford. I am veeeeeeeeeeeerrrryyyy happy we won it! Top of the table!

[Scipio Africanus]

Ok. Time to break out this classic jam, special for today only. To celebrate our re-ascent to THE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!

[elerineye]

A darkened room situated in an undisclosed location. If anyone is brave enough to peer inside, they would be greeted by a pair of off-white, nay, yellow jaundiced eyeballs peeking out from under a foul-smelling, flea-ridden blanket. The owner of the eyeballs has been in this curious position since 12:30PM Eastern US standard time. The 1977 model black and white TV has been toppled out of sheer rage. Not the result that was hoped for. Mmm, mm! The rabbit ears antenna is at a remove of about 15 feet from the ancient upside-down TV set. It is mostly silent in the room.

The silence is occasionally punctuated by intermittent fits of loud inconsolable sobbing, which are themselves terminated by a loud, cataclysmic fart. If anyone cared to listen, there is bitter invective against "the white man". You see, he was fired many decades ago for gross incompetence from his affirmative action secured job as a lawyer. He has never forgiven the white man for that. Said invective has survived the decades much better than his hairline, waistline and tooth count.

To the foul occupant of the equally foul afore-described enclosure, I say there is hope! You may be able to vomit that bile from your never-ending supply onto the Liverpool forum tomorrow.

Oh boy…

[Scipio Africanus]

Dem don run commot! Dem don run gwomot ooooo!!! The yellow eyed troll and his single digit IQ apprentice, BigPork, are NOWHERE to be fouuuuuuunnnnddd!

[packerland]

A darkened room situated in an undisclosed location. If anyone is brave enough to peer inside, they would be greeted by a pair of off-white, nay, yellow jaundiced eyeballs peeking out from under a foul-smelling, flea-ridden blanket. The owner of the eyeballs has been in this curious position since 12:30PM Eastern US standard time. The 1977 model black and white TV has been toppled out of sheer rage. Not the result that was hoped for. Mmm, mm! The rabbit ears antenna is at a remove of about 15 feet from the ancient upside-down TV set. It is mostly silent in the room.

The silence is occasionally punctuated by intermittent fits of loud inconsolable sobbing, which are themselves terminated by a loud, cataclysmic fart. If anyone cared to listen, there is bitter invective against "the white man". You see, he was fired many decades ago for gross incompetence from his affirmative action secured job as a lawyer. He has never forgiven the white man for that. Said invective has survived the decades much better than his hairline, waistline and tooth count.

To the foul occupant of the equally foul afore-described enclosure, I say there is hope! You may be able to vomit that bile from your never-ending supply onto the Liverpool forum tomorrow.

You’re a beast for this piece

[Scipio Africanus]

A darkened room situated in an undisclosed location. If anyone is brave enough to peer inside, they would be greeted by a pair of off-white, nay, yellow jaundiced eyeballs peeking out from under a foul-smelling, flea-ridden blanket. The owner of the eyeballs has been in this curious position since 12:30PM Eastern US standard time. The 1977 model black and white TV has been toppled out of sheer rage. Not the result that was hoped for. Mmm, mm! The rabbit ears antenna is at a remove of about 15 feet from the ancient upside-down TV set. It is mostly silent in the room.

The silence is occasionally punctuated by intermittent fits of loud inconsolable sobbing, which are themselves terminated by a loud, cataclysmic fart. If anyone cared to listen, there is bitter invective against "the white man". You see, he was fired many decades ago for gross incompetence from his affirmative action secured job as a lawyer. He has never forgiven the white man for that. Said invective has survived the decades much better than his hairline, waistline and tooth count.

To the foul occupant of the equally foul afore-described enclosure, I say there is hope! You may be able to vomit that bile from your never-ending supply onto the Liverpool forum tomorrow.

You’re a beast for this piece

That foul-smelling pest better hope we do not win the league this season. He will have to get me banned from dis forum to get peace

[ojafranpa]

They are spanking someone uncle at home…Good ebening o.

[Scipio Africanus]

They are spanking someone uncle at home…Good ebening o.

More like ... good night!

[elerineye]

They are spanking someone uncle at home…Good ebening o.

Wow! Emi’s really putting on a show.

[ojafranpa]

Yes now Emi is making good astounding saves .

[Bigpokey24]

goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Cityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Scipio Africanus]

goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Cityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ehen!! E don show face! Tired of hiding I see!

[Coach]

City looking slow and very pedestrian, Super Eaglean almost. Liverpool pour on the afterburners and take them out.

[elerineye]

Diaz has been brilliant for Arsenal so far…

[Scipio Africanus]

Liverpool should be up 4-1. Arsenal otumokpo strong o!

[Scipio Africanus]

Diaz has been brilliant for Arsenal so far…

For real!

[cchinukw]

BigP I dey like the table o. How e be na bros?

[elerineye]

Liverpool should be up 4-1. Arsenal otumokpo strong o!

[elerineye]

Luis Diaz, Man of the Match for Arsenal!

[Scipio Africanus]

BigP I dey like the table o. How e be na bros?

Why you dey waste ya time? E don run commot, like him master.

[ohsee]

Diaz has been brilliant for Arsenal so far…

[ohsee]

Liverpool should be up 4-1. Arsenal otumokpo strong o!

[cchinukw]

BigP I dey like the table o. How e be na bros?

Why you dey waste ya time? E don run commot, like him master.