ABEG Squadron. Coach & Damunk! Come collect your flogging!

[The YeyeMan]

England winning one game and drawing four is a "clobbering of all comers". :lol

Dis ting go sweet.

[packerland]

@Completely and utterly Yeye, Toronto Jo-xj, dark web Danfo, Bret the Hitman Hardly, Mazi, a whole Moose-riding, Ice Hockeying, deep-fried Beaver eating Mazi, can you hear us? William MacKenzie King, Stephen Harper, Justin Gregoire’s Gone Trudeau, can you hear us? Your Orangutans, apologies, ABEGutans took a hell of a beating.

This Coach get mouth.

I paused my ABEG membership even since England’s men won the u-17 and u-20 World Cup the women won the Euro. Something I never thought I’ll see in my lifetime.

[Kabalega]

See this ABEG member in Scotland flying every England opponent’s flag.

[ohsee]

England winning one game and drawing four is a "clobbering of all comers". :lol

Dis ting go sweet.

Don't worry, Coachito will disappear for a few weeks as usual when the inevitable happens. He is making mouth with Ingerlund's scraping by on the weak side.

[mcal]

...all Netherlands got is Gapko, for now. Memphis na headless chicken wan do it all player.
Both sides know each other from their epl, so will know who is who come game day.

[Coach]

@Mazi, nno. Kedu ka ị mere? Presumably nursing the very same headache as the rest of the reprobates, having drowned sorrows in Yeye’s home brewed ABEGpateshi!

Slovenia, slaughtered. Switzerland, swatted aside in swashbuckling swagger. Next up, the dodgy Dutch, bunch of small island half bakes still squeezing feet into lumps of wood. Beautiful Orange? B*llocks, more like Stan Kubrick’s Clockwork Orange. Our boys, brawn and bullish, Alex DeLarge? Larger than life. Run ‘em through good and proper.

Bring out the Spaniards!

[ohsee]

@Mazi, nno. Kedu ka ị mere? Presumably nursing the very same headache as the rest of the reprobates, having drowned sorrows in Yeye’s home brewed ABEGpateshi!

Slovenia, slaughtered. Switzerland, swatted aside in swashbuckling swagger. Next up, the dodgy Dutch, bunch of small island half bakes still squeezing feet into lumps of wood. Beautiful Orange? B*llocks, more like Stan Kubrick’s Clockwork Orange. Our boys, brawn and bullish, Alex DeLarge? Larger than life. Run ‘em through good and proper.

Bring out the Spaniards!

Coachito nwokem, have you stocked up for the football apocalypse that will surely befall England? A location unknown to most, a bunker hidden from all CEs that you have prepped with canned food, dried milk and eggs, and frozen bangers? Where you will disappear to when everything skatta-skatta? You betta. Because yabis missiles will be flying when the inevitable happens.

[Coach]

Mazi, biko, Col. Ezri Egbuigwe Konsa has enquired about the quantity of cows that will be herded towards Wembley Way after the fall of Amsterdamned United. In your infinite wisdom, what befits such occasion?

[Sleaky72]

@Completely and utterly Yeye, Toronto Jo-xj, dark web Danfo, Bret the Hitman Hardly, Mazi, a whole Moose-riding, Ice Hockeying, deep-fried Beaver eating Mazi, can you hear us? William MacKenzie King, Stephen Harper, Justin Gregoire’s Gone Trudeau, can you hear us? Your Orangutans, apologies, ABEGutans took a hell of a beating.

This Coach get mouth.

I paused my ABEG membership even since England’s men won the u-17 and u-20 World Cup the women won the Euro. Something I never thought I’ll see in my lifetime.

They need to investigate the contents of his water bottles lol.

“Brett the Hitman Hardly”
Completely and Utterly Yeye

Man is crazy

[wiseone]

Who would Deschamps drop to incorporate Olise?

Mbappe?
11 time league title winner and Champions League winner Coman
Dembele?
Kolo Muani?

France is so loaded with attacking talent that they do not need a player as good as Olise.

As a side note - I'm a bit surprised Olise didn't make the France squad.

[mate]

It's getting dangerous. This calls for extreme measures. That's right, Rome is dispatching Legio VII, Gemina Felix from the Hispania province.



These wild British tribes have breached the lines. They've advanced farther than anticipated. The Gods have favored them so far. They've one more obstacle in some rogue Germanic tribe that likes to build dikes.

No matter. General Gaius Suetonius Paulinus awaits. The cohorts and even the auxiliaries, however, simply call him: RODRI!!!

He'll be overwatching a young Scipio Africanus in that front row, right behind him. And yes, the cohorts and even the auxiliaries, however, simply call young Scipio: Yamal!!!

Let Boudica come.

[The YeyeMan]

Who would be drop to incorporate Olise?

Mbappe?
11 time league title winner and Champions League winner Coman
Dembele?
Kolo Muani?

France is so loaded with attacking talent that they do not need a player as good as Olise.

As a side note - I'm a bit surprised Olise didn't make the France squad.

He's exactly the sort of player they could have done with yesterday.

[Coach]

Ou es Monsieur Mbappe? Not a bend in the nasal bone and yet he was donning an iron mask like the b*stard of Cardinal Mazarin. Pusillanimity. Terence “Queen and country” Butcher, full thickness skull fracture, claret streaming forth, bloodstained bandaging. Substitution? Hardly. In it to with. Flying into the challenges deep into extra-time.

Not at all surprised by the result, clobbered throughout the 40s, home and away. But for our boys, Captain Crunch dogs, storming Normandy, land, sea and sky, they be serving all day Bratwursts at the Eiffel Tower. Went out on a whimper. In truth, they didn’t want it. Bob Saka, Philomen Foden, Jim Bellingham, Eric Easy Eze. Bish. Bash. Bosh.

Bring on the Cloggers. FIFA, UEFA and all in between trying their darnest to swing it towards Rotterdam. We don’t give a damn. Ref and Lino can both be on the take. No bother. Declan, Bowen, Big Louie Dunk steaming in for afters in the tunnel. Arms and elbows. Dutch courage? B*llocks. Ready and raring to go, however do you want like Soul to Soui. Barehands or brass knuckles.

Rumour has it our few good men have dealt with a few of theirs in the taverns too. Easy pickings.

[wiseone]

You did not answer my question.

Who would be drop to incorporate Olise?

Mbappe?
11 time league title winner and Champions League winner Coman
Dembele?
Kolo Muani?

France is so loaded with attacking talent that they do not need a player as good as Olise.

As a side note - I'm a bit surprised Olise didn't make the France squad.

He's exactly the sort of player they could have done with yesterday.

[The YeyeMan]

You did not answer my question.

Who would be drop to incorporate Olise?

Mbappe?
11 time league title winner and Champions League winner Coman
Dembele?
Kolo Muani?

France is so loaded with attacking talent that they do not need a player as good as Olise.

As a side note - I'm a bit surprised Olise didn't make the France squad.

He's exactly the sort of player they could have done with yesterday.

Your answer will be found in their next squad.

[Kabalega]

@Uncle Kampala, what’s your tipple for Wednesday’s walk in the park? Old fashioned, well-aged whiskey, two ice cubes and a slice of Spanish orange.

UG gin 3 cubes. With the relaxing aroma of a perfectly rolled Cuban, gently wafting through my nostrils.

Reserving the well-aged, smoky whiskey for the final.

[wiseone]

[hestonap]

Hmmm.....looks as if all the prayer warriors, in-house wizeds/witches, babalawos, imams etc ae slacking O. Like play like play these band of 3-Lions may win this thing and we no go hear word for another 50 years. Please for all who love God and mercy, raise your hands to the heavens for Spain...wake up from your slumber and do not let England win this thing.

[The YeyeMan]

We are almost there comrades.

[AreaDaddy]

Hmmh So these Tolotolo guys (it seems) and Switzerland are all that is sitting between England (aka Football Taliban) and the finals.

Prayer Warriors, Marabouts, Dibias, Babalawos your time has come.

Time for the real master of the Europe, house of Bourbon, to restore order to the continent. The Conquistadors, Olmo, Williams, Lamine, Rodri, Carvajal, men of destiny your time has come, you are the last line between order and continental chaos.

[The YeyeMan]

Olmo eat your fufu well well o.

[Kabalega]

Sorry guys, England is now number 1 on my list of eventual champions.
Slovakia woke up the beast.

Bookmarked.

Five minutes away from losing to Switzerland and you're chewing pop corn. It is well.

[The YeyeMan]

Sorry guys, England is now number 1 on my list of eventual champions.
Slovakia woke up the beast.

Bookmarked.

Five minutes away from losing to Switzerland and you're chewing pop corn. It is well.

Chew am! Chew am!