ANC 2010: Luanda Airport Departures
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Preparing for takeoff at 12am Angolan time...
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Why you guys no answer my question?bret- hart wrote:Ibadan wrote:I don die OAltobelli wrote:Ghana don suffer. We're not even out sef and they all ready want to start warming up our plane.Speaking of which, why is it that Nigerians are so fascinated about planes these days?
haha didnt see that coming
Bonita Applebum, say you gotta put me on........
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tfco wrote:
Ghana Airways not leaving anytime soon
wait o, we still have 2 matches to play...ha ha ha ha
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Buhari, whose two terms thankfully ground to a constitutional halt in May. (One thing both democracies have going for them is that their leaders, however bad, have only two terms to swing the wrecking ball.) Under Buhari, growth per head also plunged to 0. An economic agenda drawn from the dusty pages of a 1970s protectionist handbook failed to do the trick. Despite Buhari’s promise to tame terrorism and criminality, violence flourished. Despite his reputation for probity, corruption swirled. FT
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Altobelli wrote:Why you guys no answer my question?bret- hart wrote:Ibadan wrote:I don die OAltobelli wrote:Ghana don suffer. We're not even out sef and they all ready want to start warming up our plane.
haha didnt see that coming
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I'm just laughing like a crazed fellow here
Nooj dey on board that Mozambique flight?
Nooj dey on board that Mozambique flight?
visit the village square
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Not after Amodu shows you pepperK wrote:I'm just laughing like a crazed fellow here
Nooj dey on board that Mozambique flight?
Buhari, whose two terms thankfully ground to a constitutional halt in May. (One thing both democracies have going for them is that their leaders, however bad, have only two terms to swing the wrecking ball.) Under Buhari, growth per head also plunged to 0. An economic agenda drawn from the dusty pages of a 1970s protectionist handbook failed to do the trick. Despite Buhari’s promise to tame terrorism and criminality, violence flourished. Despite his reputation for probity, corruption swirled. FT
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2 matches. The 2nd match is the 3rd place match.tbite wrote:tfco wrote:
Ghana Airways not leaving anytime soon
wait o, we still have 2 matches to play...ha ha ha ha
1
match (Singular)
TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED...
For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God. For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding...hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world? 21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe
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i forgot...thats y they came to Angola ayyy...3rd place two years running was enticing.anointed wrote:2 matches. The 2nd match is the 3rd place match.tbite wrote:tfco wrote:
Ghana Airways not leaving anytime soon
wait o, we still have 2 matches to play...ha ha ha ha
1
match (Singular)
Buhari, whose two terms thankfully ground to a constitutional halt in May. (One thing both democracies have going for them is that their leaders, however bad, have only two terms to swing the wrecking ball.) Under Buhari, growth per head also plunged to 0. An economic agenda drawn from the dusty pages of a 1970s protectionist handbook failed to do the trick. Despite Buhari’s promise to tame terrorism and criminality, violence flourished. Despite his reputation for probity, corruption swirled. FT
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This is pure wickedness...diegomaradona10 wrote:Yoruba man wrote:Angola bus company
Ok lets lets get on the bus since we dont have to fly to our houses
This thread is hilarious.
Re: ANC 2010: Luanda Airport Departures
Buhari, whose two terms thankfully ground to a constitutional halt in May. (One thing both democracies have going for them is that their leaders, however bad, have only two terms to swing the wrecking ball.) Under Buhari, growth per head also plunged to 0. An economic agenda drawn from the dusty pages of a 1970s protectionist handbook failed to do the trick. Despite Buhari’s promise to tame terrorism and criminality, violence flourished. Despite his reputation for probity, corruption swirled. FT
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Pilot Calling the tower -
"How soon can I land, I am on my way to the Luanda airport to pick the Elephants"
"How soon can I land, I am on my way to the Luanda airport to pick the Elephants"
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Una no waste time...
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And taking off now along with that stupid angel* from Supersports
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diegomaradona10 wrote:Preparing for takeoff at 12am Angolan time...
Sorry, pilot busy with some Angolan big booty ashis...flight is delayed another week
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Plane has been delayed for one week....diegomaradona10 wrote:Preparing for takeoff at 12am Angolan time...
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LOL. Great minds think alike...peppersoup wrote:diegomaradona10 wrote:Preparing for takeoff at 12am Angolan time...
Sorry, pilot busy with some Angolan big booty ashis...flight is delayed another week
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Lets just hope the Ivory Coast's plane does not go missing sort of like their defence today.
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Funniest thread so far...
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Good afternoon ladies and gentle men you are welcome on to the Flight 552 Zambian airways . As of now all plans to commence this flight at 12midnight Angolan local time direct to Lusaka is still on course , let us just pray that the Pilots will not get busy with some big booty Angolan Ashis that may delay the flight for another week
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Re: ANC 2010: Luanda Airport Departures
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
Enjoy Nigeria Airways
Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this plane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seatbelt. For those of you who can’t find a seatbelt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
Enjoy Nigeria Airways
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