Erling Haaland
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Park closed for the evening, no walks for Erling Easy Peasy last night.
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Have you noticed that every time you post on this thread, the next match day, Liverpool loses? It has happened 3 times now.















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No shots on goal, no touches in the box.
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Re: Erling Haaland
danfo driver wrote: ↑Sun Jan 29, 2023 6:02 pmHave you noticed that every time you post on this thread, the next match day, Liverpool loses? It has happened 3 times now.![]()
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continue! Keep effing around and you'll keep finding out! you dont know who you are playing with.
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Re: Erling Haaland
No De Bruyne from the off and a disappearing act to rival Copperfield’s elephant.
Ordinary White Hart Lane. Miguel Almiron. Joe Willock. Rodrigo. Ich bin easy peasy.
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Re: Erling Haaland
Eric Dier, Christian Romero and Ben Davis starring in the Luke Shawshank redemption. Can Konsa do the same next week or will the "all conquering" Viking bag his customary hattrick?
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Villa? Hat trick incoming.
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Re: Erling Haaland
^Why stop at the hattrick, why not hat, waist and topcoat. Big fives. It’s so easy, if anyone can the all conquering easy peasy-maker can.
Re: Erling Haaland
...epl players have figured out Haaland, let him enjoy top goal scorer this season.
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No Gif? You dey fear abi?







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Scroll up. Dates and times of posts are available for your convenience.danfo driver wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 4:02 amNo Gif? You dey fear abi?![]()
Fook around again, and you'll find out!
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Stop with the cap
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Put the gif my brother! I triple dare you! If you know sey you get 2 buttocks! put the gif!The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 10:18 amScroll up. Dates and times of posts are available for your convenience.danfo driver wrote: ↑Mon Feb 06, 2023 4:02 amNo Gif? You dey fear abi?![]()
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Re: Erling Haaland
I know you scrolled up, bro. 
I know you're hurting.

You know I care not for your "curses". Only the likes of kajifu and YemiBrazil get excited for such things.
Let's enjoy watching the Scandinavian Jamie Vardy tear net vs Villa. Na his level for now.

I know you're hurting.


You know I care not for your "curses". Only the likes of kajifu and YemiBrazil get excited for such things.

Let's enjoy watching the Scandinavian Jamie Vardy tear net vs Villa. Na his level for now.

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The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:02 am I know you scrolled up, bro.
I know you're hurting.![]()
You know I care not for your "curses". Only the likes of kajifu and YemiBrazil get excited for such things.![]()
Let's enjoy watching the Scandinavian Jamie Vardy tear net vs Villa. Na his level for now.![]()


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when is pool playing City again?The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 1:02 am I know you scrolled up, bro.
I know you're hurting.![]()
You know I care not for your "curses". Only the likes of kajifu and YemiBrazil get excited for such things.![]()
Let's enjoy watching the Scandinavian Jamie Vardy tear net vs Villa. Na his level for now.![]()
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Google it.
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come on yeyeman, why are you always so angry at bigpokey, put away the vexation and let me educate you about football
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I'm calm and amused at the idea you can educate me. 
But like I said, Google it.

But like I said, Google it.

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Re: Erling Haaland
No be vex, our brother is petrified!Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 8:21 pmcome on yeyeman, why are you always so angry at bigpokey, put away the vexation and let me educate you about football



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we need to help him outdanfo driver wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 11:18 pmNo be vex, our brother is petrified!Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2023 8:21 pmcome on yeyeman, why are you always so angry at bigpokey, put away the vexation and let me educate you about football![]()
All he has to do is put up that gif!
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Re: Erling Haaland
After being imprisoned at Luke Shawshank and repelled by the Druids of Dier and Davis, can the Viking topple Konsatantinople?
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Off at the half mark. Emirates in mind presumably. No Lothbrok from Konsastantinople.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.