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The road to 60 continues. Goal posts will be shifted to include all competitions and training sessions.
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Beyoncé deservedly dry fasting after that sitter. 2-3 yards out, not a ripple in the net, ball all the way up like Fat Joe and Remy Martin.

On the road to the big 6-0. Goal posts shifting more than the gear sticks at Daytona. All competitions perhaps. Esport FIFA 23 league goals to be included soon.

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I see someone is avoiding this thread. :D Your puppy has been expecting you.

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yup! not surprised. very weak league... typical kick and rush and cant compete with tougher leagues. haaland struggled to be highest goal scorer elsewhere, but came here and is destroying the league
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Die Lukas ShauffenShanken Redemption.
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Hattrick on the horizon at El Santiago Bournemouth. Not a Luke Shaw in sight.

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Battle Royal at the Etihad, Erlinbunigwe vs ‘Gentleman
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Joelinton on has not been effective in this game. Slow in actions.
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City should well know, 1-nil up is as good as 0-0 by their defensive standards this season. More chance of a clean sheet in an old people’s home.

Gone in on a Toon equaliser.
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Coach wrote: ↑Sat Mar 04, 2023 3:00 pm City should well know, 1-nil up is as good as 0-0 by their defensive standards this season. More chance of a clean sheet in an old people’s home.

Gone in on a Toon equaliser.
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^Very. Costly one.
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Coach wrote: ↑Sat Mar 04, 2023 5:22 pm ^Very. Costly one.
he had an assist
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From 60 goals to 60 goal involvements. Easy peasy.
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Coach wrote: ↑Sat Mar 04, 2023 11:07 pm From 60 goals to 60 goal involvements. Easy peasy.
currently he has 33 goals, 5 assists in 34 games this season in all competitions .

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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: 5 goals
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Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 30, 2022 7:53 am The epl is too hyped
Bundesliga nko? Sharrap! :lol:

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The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:25 pm
Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 30, 2022 7:53 am The epl is too hyped
Bundesliga nko? Sharrap! :lol:
There are only 4 top strikers in football today, Erling, Our Osimhen, Mbappe and Benzema. How can you with a straight face poke fun at the guy destroying the champs league and EPL , he has 39 goals and 5 assists in 36 matches.. he is just 22 years old, hasn't even reached his peak/prime yet..kai

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Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:19 pm :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: 5 goals
you can feel the pain dripping down yeye's mouth :rotf:
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danfo driver wrote: ↑Wed Mar 15, 2023 7:27 pm
Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:19 pm :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: 5 goals
you can feel the pain dripping down yeye's mouth :rotf:
:blink: Is your therapist on holiday?

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The YeyeMan wrote: ↑Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:13 am
danfo driver wrote: ↑Wed Mar 15, 2023 7:27 pm
Bigpokey24 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 14, 2023 10:19 pm :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: 5 goals
you can feel the pain dripping down yeye's mouth :rotf:
:blink: Is your therapist on holiday?
When you are ready, lets chat on the Liverpool thread. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Its been a tough week for you. Take it easy. :D
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goal number 40 of the season :rotf: :rotf:
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goal number 41 wey yeyman and coach 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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