ABEG Squadron. Coach & Damunk! Come collect your flogging!

[danfo driver]

Oya who is hosting this years celebration?

Make we do Yeyeman house again. My landlord don lock gate, talk sey e wife carry key go midnight revival.

[bunda]

Yes!!!!!!!

[hestonap]

I know my God, my Lord and savior. The one who teachers my hand to war. He will never disappoint me. Thank you for putting the enemies of my forefathers to shame. Viva Spain. To members of ABEG, I beg you step your prayers… these rascals keep getting closer tourney by tourney. While it is sweet to watch their pain, we can’t keep letting them get close. Let’s step up our prayers so they go back to not qualifying and 2nd round exits. For today today. We are grateful.

[Kako]

I know my God, my Lord and savior. The one who teachers my hand to war. He will never disappoint me. Thank you for putting the enemies of my forefathers to shame. Viva Spain. To members of ABEG, I beg you step your prayers… these rascals keep getting closer tourney by tourney. While it is sweet to watch their pain, we can’t keep letting them get close. Let’s step up our prayers so they go back to not qualifying and 2nd round exits. For today today. We are grateful.

Abeg it's not that serious

[mate]

Ha ha ha!!!



You’re going home!!!

These clown English fans have been singing BS all tournament and starting trouble.

They can now sing their way home on the ferry!!!

[metalalloy]

Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves. From now on everyone in the Abeg cult is banned from watching or supporting EPL teams. It didn’t come home but we’re sending you home.

[danfo driver]

I know my God, my Lord and savior. The one who teachers my hand to war. He will never disappoint me. Thank you for putting the enemies of my forefathers to shame. Viva Spain. To members of ABEG, I beg you step your prayers… these rascals keep getting closer tourney by tourney. While it is sweet to watch their pain, we can’t keep letting them get close. Let’s step up our prayers so they go back to not qualifying and 2nd round exits. For today today. We are grateful.

Dont worry, they are like Arsenal. There is nothing to be worried about. As usual, they will always choke. If you know them, you will have peace.

[metalalloy]

I know my God, my Lord and savior. The one who teachers my hand to war. He will never disappoint me. Thank you for putting the enemies of my forefathers to shame. Viva Spain. To members of ABEG, I beg you step your prayers… these rascals keep getting closer tourney by tourney. While it is sweet to watch their pain, we can’t keep letting them get close. Let’s step up our prayers so they go back to not qualifying and 2nd round exits. For today today. We are grateful.

Amen! Practicing new prayers for de World Cup must start TODAY

[bunda]

I know my God, my Lord and savior. The one who teachers my hand to war. He will never disappoint me. Thank you for putting the enemies of my forefathers to shame. Viva Spain. To members of ABEG, I beg you step your prayers… these rascals keep getting closer tourney by tourney. While it is sweet to watch their pain, we can’t keep letting them get close. Let’s step up our prayers so they go back to not qualifying and 2nd round exits. For today today. We are grateful.

Amen! Practicing new prayers for de World Cup must start TODAY

Yes sir
They must never smell another final again

[danfo driver]

Yeyeman, na you dey cook the jollof this year? Please order am and I'll cash-app you the money. if you remember, the jollof rice that Mate cooked the last time had stone inside.

[txj]

Oya who is hosting this years celebration?

Make we do Yeyeman house again. My landlord don lock gate, talk sey e wife carry key go midnight revival.

Kai.
Diaris Gawd oooo

[The YeyeMan]

[AreaDaddy]

For those who like statistics

[The YeyeMan]

Yeyeman, na you dey cook the jollof this year? Please order am and I'll cash-app you the money. if you remember, the jollof rice that Mate cooked the last time had stone inside.

Finidi is in the kitchen cooking up a jollof treat! No foreign CEs (FCEs) like mate will be allowed in the kitchen!

[The YeyeMan]

All kwayet on the ABEG front.

Just passing by

Pass by again.

[danfo driver]

Notice that Ethiopia and Israel have been involved in war for decades and South Korea have been involved in serious security concerns with North Korea. Whats England's excuse? Kane?

For those who like statistics

[The YeyeMan]

Hingran must fall today.

Olympus has fallen.

[danfo driver]

All kwayet on the ABEG front.

Just passing by

Pass by again.

[hestonap]

I know my God, my Lord and savior. The one who teachers my hand to war. He will never disappoint me. Thank you for putting the enemies of my forefathers to shame. Viva Spain. To members of ABEG, I beg you step your prayers… these rascals keep getting closer tourney by tourney. While it is sweet to watch their pain, we can’t keep letting them get close. Let’s step up our prayers so they go back to not qualifying and 2nd round exits. For today today. We are grateful.

Abeg it's not that serious

Bros it it that serious O… some of us were English fans until they did the dirty on Cameroon in 1990. SINCE RHEN, I have had only 2 footballing missions in life. Support Nigeria and hate on England.

[Coach]

Congratulations to the Spanish, the coastguards will be on the Sangria deep into the dark. Any age under-16 should see you safely to shore chaps. There’s a gorgeous seafood paella spot on Las Ramblas next to the Senegalese street seller pitching fake Moschino shades for a small fortune. Haggles down to 5 Euros. Four Senõr.

[Kneedeep]

Y’all should be ashamed of yourselves. From now on everyone in the Abeg cult is banned from watching or supporting EPL teams. It didn’t come home but we’re sending you home.

We???

We?

We...

[The YeyeMan]

Spanish? Battle-hardened? They said as much about the Armada. Volleyed to the bottom of Davey Jones’ locker. UEFA, FIFA and all in between will try their darnest, but should the men be permitted to play the man’s game, get the reducers in bright and early, by George we’ll have them. Como te llamas? Mi llamo Bish, Bosh. *Crunch.

Bangers and mash, Ingran open nyash. Fish and chips? Ingran took licks. Reducers? Yeah, Ingran - reduced to tears. Como te llamas? Espana! Remember the name. Ingran had no answers for the inquisition.

ABEG REMAINS UNDEFEATED!

[bret- hart]

We have one more offensive in 2026 with England returning to their former colonial outposts USA and Canada. We must keep pushing. ABEG ABEG ABEG!!!!