Damunk/England laughing thread
Damunk/England laughing thread
Since '66 till date Ingurland haven't won sh*t, how do you invent the beautiful game yet can't win anything in it? very useless national team





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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
This one got me




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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
Don't forget coach and Kabalega. 

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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
Kick up the backside.....

With TV football analysts like these geezers, England aren't going to win anything until they die off.
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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
Same as Arsenal.
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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
E pain you

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You will not change the topic. Do we both agree that England and Arsenal arent going to win anything and will both die off?

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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
No need for analysis even I could have told you that with the naked eye
"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope" (Martin Luther King, Jr)
Re: Damunk/England laughing threa
At last, a chance for yβall to smile.
You deserve it.
It must have been agony for you up till now.
How many weeks of crying now?
E Pele.
Itβs been difficult for una. Even ABEGGARS deserve a moment of relief from their living hell.
For me, nothing spoil.
My entertainment is over, until next time the ABEGGAR Festival comes around.
So, back to Eagles Nest! ββ>
You deserve it.
It must have been agony for you up till now.
How many weeks of crying now?
E Pele.



Itβs been difficult for una. Even ABEGGARS deserve a moment of relief from their living hell.
For me, nothing spoil.
My entertainment is over, until next time the ABEGGAR Festival comes around.






So, back to Eagles Nest! ββ>
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Re: Damunk/England laughing threa
Damunk wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 7:46 am At last, a chance for yβall to smile.
You deserve it.
It must have been agony for you up till now.
How many weeks of crying now?
E Pele.![]()
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Itβs been difficult for una. Even ABEGGARS deserve a moment of relief from their living hell.
For me, nothing spoil.
My entertainment is over, until next time the ABEGGAR Festival comes around.
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So, back to Eagles Nest! ββ>

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Re: Damunk/England laughing threa
The YeyeMan wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 9:33 amDamunk wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 7:46 am At last, a chance for yβall to smile.
You deserve it.
It must have been agony for you up till now.
How many weeks of crying now?
E Pele.![]()
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Itβs been difficult for una. Even ABEGGARS deserve a moment of relief from their living hell.
For me, nothing spoil.
My entertainment is over, until next time the ABEGGAR Festival comes around.
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So, back to Eagles Nest! ββ>![]()



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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
You and I don't agree on anything. Arsenal are in the CL. May your bad bellus be long. I will grow older and you will be stewing in itdanfo driver wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 12:58 am![]()
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You will not change the topic. Do we both agree that England and Arsenal arent going to win anything and will both die off?![]()


"How are UK Conservative MPs selected? They are selected for intelligence and then rejected at final stage for thar fact"
- Peter Hitchens interviewed on Novara Media 2025.
Mind that father made collection of Scifi and fantasy stories
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mind-That-Father-Made/dp/1907652051


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Re: Damunk/England laughing threa
At last ke? Pa Ohsee has been smiling since 1967, and the rest of us have gradually joined him over the last 5 decades.Damunk wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 7:46 am At last, a chance for yβall to smile.
You deserve it.
It must have been agony for you up till now.
How many weeks of crying now?
E Pele.![]()
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Itβs been difficult for una. Even ABEGGARS deserve a moment of relief from their living hell.
For me, nothing spoil.
My entertainment is over, until next time the ABEGGAR Festival comes around.
![]()
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So, back to Eagles Nest! ββ>



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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
hmm.. so you do not agree that England and Arsenal arent going to win anything until they die off? hmm.. Then why did you say it earlier? Especially since Arsenal has not won the league for 21 years, and now 6 years trophyless.cchinukw wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 12:00 pmYou and I don't agree on anything. Arsenal are in the CL. May your bad bellus be long. I will grow older and you will be stewing in itdanfo driver wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 12:58 am![]()
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You will not change the topic. Do we both agree that England and Arsenal arent going to win anything and will both die off?![]()
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This was supposed to be an England laughing thread. With you on it, its difficult to see the funny side.danfo driver wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 1:35 pmhmm.. so you do not agree that England and Arsenal arent going to win anything until they die off? hmm.. Then why did you say it earlier? Especially since Arsenal has not won the league for 21 years, and now 6 years trophyless.cchinukw wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 12:00 pmYou and I don't agree on anything. Arsenal are in the CL. May your bad bellus be long. I will grow older and you will be stewing in itdanfo driver wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 12:58 am![]()
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But I will laugh at....YOU!!!!






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It doesn't matter in light of your balls up making a racist post on a Nigerian forum.danfo driver wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 1:35 pmhmm.. so you do not agree that England and Arsenal arent going to win anything until they die off? hmm.. Then why did you say it earlier? Especially since Arsenal has not won the league for 21 years, and now 6 years trophyless.cchinukw wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 12:00 pmYou and I don't agree on anything. Arsenal are in the CL. May your bad bellus be long. I will grow older and you will be stewing in itdanfo driver wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 12:58 am![]()
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You will not change the topic. Do we both agree that England and Arsenal arent going to win anything and will both die off?![]()
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You are an absolute disgrace but I don't expect better



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- Peter Hitchens interviewed on Novara Media 2025.
Mind that father made collection of Scifi and fantasy stories
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mind-That-Father-Made/dp/1907652051


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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
I think we are both on the same page, if you ask me. The b45t4rds in the Arsenal fanbase are quite similar in the pain and anguish they receive from the choking their team chokes, just like the English. Isnt that something we should all laugh at, and of which we must see the funny side?

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I recognize your pain here. And it will be wrong for me to say you shouldnt feel that way. Saka, who is a well know choker with sharp-cheek bones went and dobale'd for his oppressors. It is something him and his family will have to deal with, I cant help him there . . . the same way some people in peckham helped Mr. Saka when he arrived as a failure from Nigeria.

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Yes. Racism is painful.danfo driver wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 4:57 pmI recognize your pain here. And it will be wrong for me to say you shouldnt feel that way. Saka, who is a well know choker with sharp-cheek bones went and dobale'd for his oppressors. It is something him and his family will have to deal with, I cant help him there . . . the same way some people in peckham helped Mr. Saka when he arrived as a failure from Nigeria.![]()
Did you need a pat on the back for recognising that? You are sick




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- Peter Hitchens interviewed on Novara Media 2025.
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mind-That-Father-Made/dp/1907652051


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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
I can understand you recognize that it is painful. After all, you are a member of a fanbase that threw bananas at a fellow African and you joined them in insulting his father and calling his mother a whore.

This is your unfortunate legacy. It is quite astounding that you think we have forgotten.

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Re: Damunk/England laughing thread
No coming back from this dude.danfo driver wrote: βMon Jul 15, 2024 5:05 pmI can understand you recognize that it is painful. After all, you are a member of a fanbase that threw bananas at a fellow African and you joined them in insulting his father and calling his mother a whore.
This is your unfortunate legacy. It is quite astounding that you think we have forgotten.![]()
Own your mess. It was your decision to make an odious racist post that even European users of the forum would be disgusted at.
Not you. You are never disgusted at muck. You are muck. You are a low down pig. Words fail me to describe how sub human you really truly are.
R-A-C-I-S-T P-I-G!




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- Peter Hitchens interviewed on Novara Media 2025.
Mind that father made collection of Scifi and fantasy stories
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mind-That-Father-Made/dp/1907652051


Mind that father made collection of Scifi and fantasy stories
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mind-That-Father-Made/dp/1907652051