Erling Haaland
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danfo driver
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AND WE ARE BACK . . . 
THIRD SEASON OF TOTAL DOMINATION, LOADING!
By the end of his EPL career, they will rename this weak league after him: ERLING PREMIER LEAGUE (EPL)
THIRD SEASON OF TOTAL DOMINATION, LOADING!
By the end of his EPL career, they will rename this weak league after him: ERLING PREMIER LEAGUE (EPL)
"it is better to be excited now and disappointed later, than it is to be disappointed now and later." - Marcus Aurelius, 178AD
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Re: Erling Haaland
This league is beneath him. truly a sh1t league with zero competition for him 
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Re: Erling Haaland
WEAK LEAGUE! This guy must be so tired of destroying this sh1t league for fun. It must be like waking up in the morning, walking to the fridge and just drinking milk -- routine and exasperating. Sh1t league.
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easy peasy... sh1t league and the literature teacher has closed his smelly mouth 
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Re: Erling Haaland
Sh1t league! Such a waste of time for this guy to continue to humiliate the league
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Another week, another hattrick! Easy peasy, sh1tty league.
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Re: Erling Haaland
8 Hattricks in 69 Games, it’s a Hattrick every 8.6 games.
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The league that would not touch your k-legged oga, Osimhen, with a ten foot pole!danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Aug 31, 2024 6:49 pm Another week, another hattrick! Easy peasy, sh1tty league.
Ex nihilo nihil fit
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My bro, this sh1t is so easy for the guy. When I said this league was weak, a literature teacher was twerking. Now he has disappeared
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Osimhen can watch Chelsea( a team from the “weak” league that rejected himdanfo driver wrote: ↑Sun Sep 01, 2024 12:41 pmMy bro, this sh1t is so easy for the guy. When I said this league was weak, a literature teacher was twerking. Now he has disappeared
)play from the Napoli locker room, after training with the kids! Ex nihilo nihil fit
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Re: Erling Haaland
Scipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sun Sep 01, 2024 12:59 pmOsimhen can watch Chelsea( a team from the “weak” league that rejected himdanfo driver wrote: ↑Sun Sep 01, 2024 12:41 pmMy bro, this sh1t is so easy for the guy. When I said this league was weak, a literature teacher was twerking. Now he has disappeared
A weak league that his favorite player was dying to transfer to."Yea right, we await the beatings the Aussie has for them. The Falcons are just another bad team at the women world cup".....fatpokey Tue Jul 25, 2023 4:34 .
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Can you imagine the level of delusion?packerland wrote: ↑Sun Sep 01, 2024 1:11 pmScipio Africanus wrote: ↑Sun Sep 01, 2024 12:59 pmOsimhen can watch Chelsea( a team from the “weak” league that rejected himdanfo driver wrote: ↑Sun Sep 01, 2024 12:41 pmMy bro, this sh1t is so easy for the guy. When I said this league was weak, a literature teacher was twerking. Now he has disappeared
This level of delusion na A-level 
The only time Danfolini has an A-level to his name. He is usually an F-9 kinda guy Ex nihilo nihil fit
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Re: Erling Haaland
The guy dey even yawn before e enter match score 3 goals! KaiiII!! the dude is bored of the $#% league.
KaiiII!! the dude is bored of the $#% league."it is better to be excited now and disappointed later, than it is to be disappointed now and later." - Marcus Aurelius, 178AD
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is thread is now empty and the smelly mouths, especially one fake village literature teacher, have all disappeared.
Kid came to your house shat in your livingroom, went to your kitchen and ate your food, entered your bedroom and fvckked your wife for fun. Came out again and sent your children to go buy malt for him. He disgraced you and trampled on your rubbish league!
Imagine coming to a league 2 years ago and you are already the best striker to ever play in the league?? The same player who played in Norway, Austria and Germany and could NEVER become highest goals scorer there. Not even once! He never ever won the golden boot in any of those leagues. But arrived and dominated and cancelled your league. Smh You are weak!
Kid came to your house shat in your livingroom, went to your kitchen and ate your food, entered your bedroom and fvckked your wife for fun. Came out again and sent your children to go buy malt for him. He disgraced you and trampled on your rubbish league!
Imagine coming to a league 2 years ago and you are already the best striker to ever play in the league??
The same player who played in Norway, Austria and Germany and could NEVER become highest goals scorer there. Not even once! He never ever won the golden boot in any of those leagues. But arrived and dominated and cancelled your league. Smh You are weak!"it is better to be excited now and disappointed later, than it is to be disappointed now and later." - Marcus Aurelius, 178AD
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As usual, plays against a non-EPL team and cannot perform! But watch him show up this weekend and b1tch slaps the rubbish EPL again. Sh1t League
Sh1t League"it is better to be excited now and disappointed later, than it is to be disappointed now and later." - Marcus Aurelius, 178AD
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Easy Peasy! Another goal added. This time, against the weak loser choking team of the village literature teacher.
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Osimhen hasn’t scored in the weak Turkish league. Hmm!danfo driver wrote: ↑Thu Sep 19, 2024 1:58 am As usual, plays against a non-EPL team and cannot perform! But watch him show up this weekend and b1tch slaps the rubbish EPL again.
"Yea right, we await the beatings the Aussie has for them. The Falcons are just another bad team at the women world cup".....fatpokey Tue Jul 25, 2023 4:34 .
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I haven't seen the Newcastle result yet but I'm confident Erling must have torn net at least twice.
I'll be back later for confirmation of this.
I'll be back later for confirmation of this.
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I haven't checked the Newcastle result but I will. I heard someone say he didn't score so I slapped them. Nonsense!
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Re: Erling Haaland
Easy peasy Champions Leaguey. Is that Mighty Aston Villa bish, bash, boshing Bavaria’s best.
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https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/ ... ing-scorer
Erling Haaland marked his first game as Norway captain by becoming his country's all-time leading scorer on Thursday.
The Manchester City striker scored a right-footed shot from a rebound in the seventh minute of Norway's home match against Slovenia in the Nations League for his 33rd international goal to move level with the late Jorgen Juve on Norway's list of record scorers.
Haaland added his second after the break from an Alexander Sørloth assist to surpass Juve and put Norway up 3-0.
Juve had held the record since 1937.
The 24-year-old Haaland seemed destined to break the record. He has 32 goals in his first 35 games with the national team prior to Thursday.
Information from The Associated Press was used in this story.
Erling Haaland marked his first game as Norway captain by becoming his country's all-time leading scorer on Thursday.
The Manchester City striker scored a right-footed shot from a rebound in the seventh minute of Norway's home match against Slovenia in the Nations League for his 33rd international goal to move level with the late Jorgen Juve on Norway's list of record scorers.
Haaland added his second after the break from an Alexander Sørloth assist to surpass Juve and put Norway up 3-0.
Juve had held the record since 1937.
The 24-year-old Haaland seemed destined to break the record. He has 32 goals in his first 35 games with the national team prior to Thursday.
Information from The Associated Press was used in this story.
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You natives never fail to indulge in needless hype. The Norwegian, Austrian and German leagues don’t have the players surrounding Haaland at ManCity. There are very few teams in the whole, wide world where he would be as productive as he is now. All he practically has to do at ManCity is tap the ball in
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