Asensio is Destroying English Football

[danfo driver]

Asensio's honours

Real Madrid

• La Liga - 3x winner: 2016–17, 2019–20, 2021–22

• Copa del Rey: 2022–23

• UEFA Champions League - 3x winner: 2016–17, 2017–18, 2021–22

• UEFA Super Cup - 3x winner: 2016, 2017, 2022

• FIFA Club World Cup - 4x winner: 2016, 2017, 2018, 2022

Paris Saint-Germain

• Ligue 1: 2023–24

• Coupe de France: 2023–24

"a guy who failed in France and struggled in Spain" OK o!

Phew! fantasatic collection he has there! Look at Asensio, leading Madrid as their highest goalscorer and assist maker winning la Liga and CL!!

Oh! Look at Asensio! Leading PSG to win Ligue 1 and Coupe de France! Look at him! He win the highest goalscorer and assist maker!

Oh! Look at Asensio! PSG cant afford to lose him! They are fighting to keep their highest goalscorer, as Aston VIlla has made a 200m bid to buy the best player in PSG



Djimi Traore says hi!

[The YeyeMan]

Remember kids, if you're not the highest goalscorer and assist maker then you "have failed in France and struggled in Spain."

[danfo driver]

Remember kids, if you're not the highest goalscorer and assist maker then you "have failed in France and struggled in Spain."

Dude went to Wikipedia to collect stats of the team that other players worked hard for, while some of us actually watch games.

Dont worry, post stats again and your 2 cybereagles friends will help you with laughing emoji, while those who actually know football are scrolling and laughing at your a55.

I know it hurts to see Asensio at 30 dismantling your league. I'll be devastated too.

[danfo driver]

See the gymnastics. Dude be like jungle boy, jumping from one branch to another, changing topic.

Started with "oh its against the 19th in 2nd division. He is not destroying my league. wah wah wahhhh"

You're dancing atilogwu because he scored against a team 19th in the Championship.

19th. Effectively a division 3 team.

Then e switch "well other people are doing it in the lower leagues"

Ebou Adams of Derby County (23rd in the Championship) has 4 goals in the league - same number as Asensio.

Is Adams destroying English football too?

Them he switched - "well, even if he is destroying my league, he is a scrub and another scrub is also destroying his home league too wah wah wah"

A scrub like Anthony using La Liga to wipe his yansh doesn't fit the narrative for the OP.

Then it moves to anger! he gets frustrated and lashes out! this was after PSG humiliated his team.

PSG destroyed the best team in English football, with minimum ease.

Stick to the Super Eagles.

You're out of your depth here, kid.

Then he comes full circle - "oh well, even if he is destroying my league, he also destroyed other people's league before."

Asensio's honours

Real Madrid

• La Liga - 3x winner: 2016–17, 2019–20, 2021–22

• Copa del Rey: 2022–23

• UEFA Champions League - 3x winner: 2016–17, 2017–18, 2021–22

• UEFA Super Cup - 3x winner: 2016, 2017, 2022

• FIFA Club World Cup - 4x winner: 2016, 2017, 2018, 2022

Paris Saint-Germain

• Ligue 1: 2023–24

• Coupe de France: 2023–24

"a guy who failed in France and struggled in Spain" OK o!

FULL Cycle of GRIEF!

[The YeyeMan]

Remember kids, when you've been humiliated and your logic exposed it's best to keep on posting nonsense so we can marvel at your public meltdown.

[danfo driver]

Remember kids, when you've been humiliated and your logic exposed it's best to keep on posting nonsense so we can marvel at your public meltdown.

[danfo driver]

Even Today, Scott McTominay comes out and tells UK Athletic publication what we all know - "In Italy, I have played some of my most difficult matches."

Like I said, those who have played in both leagues, whether they are presently in England or in Italy, say Serie A is the better and tougher league.

But but but ... lets listen to a bunch of fat bellied, kraw kraw faced and hairy chest Nigerian men in their late 50s, who have never kicked a ball in their lives.

[Coach]

That’s him, couldn’t recall the name of the Scottish Park Ji Sung who United shipped out. McTominay, how’s he getting on in Italy?

[The YeyeMan]

That’s him, couldn’t recall the name of the Scottish Park Ji Sung who United shipped out. McTominay, how’s he getting on in Italy?

Running things over there. A scrub from United. Chineke!

[danfo driver]

Holy cow! Holy sh11t! Watching Asensio helping Villa to dismantle the 3rd best team in the league! Wow! Wow! Wow!

How has this man come in and just taken over the league?

[The YeyeMan]

That’s him, couldn’t recall the name of the Scottish Park Ji Sung who United shipped out. McTominay, how’s he getting on in Italy?

Introducing McTominay into this thread is what we'd call a strategic own goal.

[Bigpokey24]

this thread

[Coach]

Real could’ve done with Asensio tonight. The real one.

[The YeyeMan]

[danfo driver]

PSG is a very wicked club! Imagine giving Asensio to Villa... he went there and became their best player, helping them to destroy English football. Only for PSG to now teach Villa and Asensio a lesson.

One thing is for sure! While Asensio has dominated English football, he struggles with Spanish and French football.

[Coach]

Remember when I told you that ….

[danfo driver]

Just imagine PSG was in the EPL? They'll win the league easily, back-to-back-to-back-to back... It will be a walk in the park for them.

[The YeyeMan]

Lost to Arsenal. Then Liverpool beat them in Paris.

Speaking of which, why don't you pop into that Arsenal thread, Mr "Failed In France And Struggled In Spain"? I hear they're looking for you there. Don't be a coward all your life.

[Coach]

Two penalties. Hostile crowd deep on the south coast. Heckles aplenty, a healthy chorus of gringo and … bottled it twice. As the Yardies say between swigs of Dragon Stout, “P*ssy’ol”.

[danfo driver]

Holy cow! Holy SHittt!! Holy Molly!!!! Asensio Leading Villa to Champions League Qualification. Dont forget that before Asensio came in January, Villa was languishing in midtable. Look at them today, up to 4th!

This dude has completely changed their fortunes! Someone who couldnt even change his own fortune in Spain and France.

[Coach]

Congratulations to Harrison Ogbunigwe Kane, 60 games/60 goals, eclipsing the previous record set by Erling Haaland. 24 not out and closing in on a Bundesliga too.

A nod to Scott McTominay, keeping Napoli in the title race, 10 goals across all competitions thus far. Duck to water.

[anointed]

Cundy has said it "The Quality of English Football is Low"

No be me tok am o! Even your heroes know that your league is below level.

Your argument is just vacuous.

Things aren't that straightforward. As you may find one player struggling in one league, those players will excel in another while some will excel in both.

When I look at Raphinha, I just wonder if he's the same Raphinha that was in Leeds.

You pillory the quality of EPL but who are the managers there?

Liverpool - Dutch
Arsenal - Spaniard
Newcastle - English
Man City - Spaniard
Chelsea - Italian
Nottingham Forest - Portuguese
Aston Villa - Spaniard
Bournemouth - Spaniard
Fulham - Portuguese
Brighton - German
Brentford - German
Crystal Palace - Austrian
Everton - Scot
Manchester United - Portuguese
Wolves - Wolves
Tottenham Hotspur - Aussie
West Ham United - English
Ipswich Town - English
Leicester City - Dutch
Southampton - Croatian

So, whose fault is it?

Let's look further. According to an AI overview:

The English Premier League (EPL) features a high percentage of foreign players, with reports indicating it's one of the highest in Europe. One study in 2024 found that 69.2% of EPL players are foreign, and another reported 66.2% as international players. A separate source states that 67.4% of the 540 players in the league are from foreign countries.

I think you need to make your point clear. Do you just want to talk about Ascencio, whose initial gra gra time time is fast disappearing or whether La Liga is tougher/better than EPL or that there's nothing to write home about the quality of EPL. You are just all over the place.

English clubs appear to have done better than this season other European countries, with at least a club each in the semis of the Euro club competitions and also winning back an extra UCL spot. A couple for years back, it was Serie A and next year it could be another of the top leagues. These things can be cyclical. No league has dominance every season. And only exceptional players like the two Ronaldos or Messi can perform at high levels in any league.

[The YeyeMan]