Erling Haaland

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TonyTheTigerKiller wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2024 12:33 am You natives never fail to indulge in needless hype. The Norwegian, Austrian and German leagues don’t have the players surrounding Haaland at ManCity. There are very few teams in the whole, wide world where he would be as productive as he is now. All he practically has to do at ManCity is tap the ball in🤔❗️


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He is just an elite finisher. For his Norway national team, he has 34 goals in 36 appearances. That is comparable to his record at City.
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City in need of a Viking. At the moment, it’s Vanilla Ice up top, no flake or chocolate chips. Easily marshalled by the Cherries. Comical.
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Easy Peasy.
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Coach wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2024 5:32 pmEasy Peasy.
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Easy peasy 1 yard outy. Miss of the Season thus far.
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Easy Peasy Portuguesey.
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Loving this new champions league format.
Kudos to whoever thought of this.
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DD your super star striker is being humbled ( like he told Arteta ) by brighton wetin happen ? Na question i ask o based on observation ? anyway i cannot yab shitty as Arsenal pretend strikers sef they misfire :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt:
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Siddonlook11 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 09, 2024 8:31 pm DD, our super star striker who destroyed our league scored again today and we are being humbled ( like he told Arteta . wetin happen ? Na question i ask o based on observation ? anyway i cannot yab shitty as Arsenal and our strikers are shitty :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt: :taunt:
Easy peasy! Dude failed to score against Sporting, missed penalty, came back to sh1t England and scored, easily. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Like I said, dude is an average striker who cannot perform anywhere else. But In England, its easy for him. Very poor league. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Such a weak league! Easy Peasy! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Fluffed lines when needed most. Much like his kinfolk when Our Alfred came to town.
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dunked on the easy peasy weak league... so so easy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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4 defeats in a row.

Easy peasy.

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5 and 6 to follow in quick succession. This City will labour vs Tottenham and be Aston Villa’d by Liverpool, in ode to irony. Sadly, the sheer weight of absences is beyond the remedial powers of Pep Guardiola. It will darken, considerably, before the dawn.
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Easy peasey indeedy. Wilfred Indeedy.
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:thumbs:

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Haaland: What do you mean we are out of stockfish?!

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danfo driver wrote: ↑Sat Nov 09, 2024 9:39 pm Image

dunked on the easy peasy weak league... so so easy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Coach wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2024 6:56 am 5 and 6 to follow in quick succession. This City will labour vs Tottenham and be Aston Villa’d by Liverpool, in ode to irony. Sadly, the sheer weight of absences is beyond the remedial powers of Pep Guardiola. It will darken, considerably, before the dawn.
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3 in the last 11 appearances. Niall Quinn numbers. Easy. Peasy.
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3 in the last 12. Chris Kiwomya numbers. Not even offering the Ameobi hold up. Easy peasy Premier Leaguey.
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This is the time to admit that a system can make a player or destroy him. Haaland was ballon d'or material when City was clicking. Now nobody is talking.
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This topic has been awfully quiet. :D

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